Three! four!
Three! four!
Three! four!
Ahhhh...ahhhh..ahhhh...ahhhhhh
All this hatred calling me
In Texas it comes from
It’s such a crude attitude
The Rams will win this one!
All the little kids with any common sense are goin’
Dallas sucks, Dallas sucks
Jumpin’ blue men with golden horns goin’
Dallas sucks, Dallas sucks, Dallas sucks, Dallas sucks
Dallas sucks, Dallas sucks, Dallas sucks, Dallas sucks
Romo knows but he don’t care
He’s got his worries too
A
Leonard Little sack affair
The time to cry is due
All the little chicks with the crimson lips go
Dallas sucks, Dallas sucks
Jerry's pants held on with a safety pin
I'm sayin’ Dallas sucks, Dallas sucks, Dallas sucks, Dallas sucks
Dallas sucks, Dallas sucks, Dallas sucks, Dallas sucks
Texas stadium has a roach or two
Besides they're fans, they do
Better bring a roach motel and some Raid too
Oh Dallas sucks, yeah Dallas sucks
Let's trash the place
Grab a space
And yell and scream for more
Dallas sucks, Dallas sucks, Dallas sucks, Dallas sucks
Dallas sucks, Dallas sucks, Dallas sucks, Dallas sucks
Dallas sucks, Dallas sucks, Dallas sucks, Dallas sucks
Dallas sucks, Dallas sucks, Dallas sucks, Dallas sucks
Dallas sucks, Dallas sucks, Dallas sucks, Dallas sucks
Dallas sucks, Dallas sucks, Dallas sucks, Dallas sucks
(yells - echo) I hate 'em!