A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender what he thinks the best football site on the internet is. Bartender responds with "GridIron Gateway of course". The man looks over the bar and says "haven't you heard? The whole site has VD!!" Bartender asks; "VD, isn't that a sexual thing?" The guy explains to the bartender, "not in this case. In this case VD is Vast Desertion".