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    Orlando Pace Reality Show

    "Who Wants To Be Orlando's Agent"

    I think that Fox should do a new reality show in which 10 agents are selected to live in a house together and compete to become Pace's new agent. The catch phrase will, of course, be "you're hired" (a playful jab at the reverse phrase uttered by Donald Trump).

    Week 1: The agents move into the house and fight over room assignments, cooking and cleaning duties, and who has the hottest girlfriend.

    Week 2: The competition begins. First competition - exfoliating Orlando's back with a luffa. First agent is eliminated.

    Week 3: The competition continues. Each agent must cook a filling meal for Orlando while spending only $25.00. More agents eliminated.

    Week 4: Surprise competition - the remaining agents must play a game of Monopoly against surprise guests the Poston brothers. Mahem ensues as more agents are eliminated.

    Week 5: The twist ending. Pace announces that he's already signed a long term deal without an agent, and he just wanted to see all the contestants squirm. They attempt to respond violently, and are all pancaked.

    Now, I'd watch that.


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    Re: Orlando Pace Reality Show

    Any reality show involving the Postons would be entertaining. :redface:

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    Re: Orlando Pace Reality Show

    No more reality shows! :upset:
    JUST WIN ONE FOR THE FANS


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