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Orlando Pace Reality Show
"Who Wants To Be Orlando's Agent"
I think that Fox should do a new reality show in which 10 agents are selected to live in a house together and compete to become Pace's new agent. The catch phrase will, of course, be "you're hired" (a playful jab at the reverse phrase uttered by Donald Trump).
Week 1: The agents move into the house and fight over room assignments, cooking and cleaning duties, and who has the hottest girlfriend.
Week 2: The competition begins. First competition - exfoliating Orlando's back with a luffa. First agent is eliminated.
Week 3: The competition continues. Each agent must cook a filling meal for Orlando while spending only $25.00. More agents eliminated.
Week 4: Surprise competition - the remaining agents must play a game of Monopoly against surprise guests the Poston brothers. Mahem ensues as more agents are eliminated.
Week 5: The twist ending. Pace announces that he's already signed a long term deal without an agent, and he just wanted to see all the contestants squirm. They attempt to respond violently, and are all pancaked.
Now, I'd watch that.
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