Pisa Has Leg Amputated and...

**AvengerRam** · #1 (**permalink**) -27-10-2006

... is probable for Sunday's game.

**laram0** · #2 (**permalink**) -27-10-2006

I'm surprised he's even on the the injury report for something as minor as that.

*general counsel* · #3 (**permalink**) -27-10-2006

i hope that wasnt his middle leg because even as tough a guy as Pisa is, that could have some significant long term consequences.

ramming speed to all

general counsel

*LA Rammer* · #4 (**permalink**) -27-10-2006

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Originally Posted by AvengerRam

... is probable for Sunday's game.

Why probable? Its just a leg! Turning into a girlie man? He disappoints me I thought he was far tougher than that! He has to toughen up!

PISA IS RAM TUFF!

**AvengerRam** · #5 (**permalink**) -27-10-2006

Are you saying he should "hop to it"?

**laram0** · #6 (**permalink**) -27-10-2006

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Originally Posted by AvengerRam

Are you saying he should "hop to it"?

Now that was bad....

**RamsFanSam** · #7 (**permalink**) -27-10-2006

This fits in perfectly with what I read over at Fox Sports last night...

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News: Rams WLB Pisa Tinoisamoa broke a bone in his left hand while practicing earlier this week, but is probable for Week 8.
Impact: Tinoisamoa, who's played through a dislocated elbow for much of the season, is insane. He'll play against San Diego on Sunday. (Thu. Oct 26, 2006)

*UtterBlitz* · #8 (**permalink**) -27-10-2006

"It's merely a flesh wound"....no need to worry.

I am wearing my Pisa jersey today and I am getting much better at pronouncing his last name now that I get questions about him all the time.

**RamDez** · #9 (**permalink**) -27-10-2006

you know what, I just remembered that I HAVE a piza shirt .......... man

*RamFan_Til_I_Die* · #10 (**permalink**) -27-10-2006

It just occured to me where I'd seen Pisa before...

"BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die.
ARTHUR: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man.
ARTHUR: So be it!
ARTHUR and BLACK KNIGHT: Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]

ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.
ARTHUR: Well, what's that, then?
BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.
ARTHUR: You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on, you pansy!
[clang]
Huyah!
[clang]
Hiyaah!
[clang]
Aaaaaaaah!
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]

ARTHUR: Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
BLACK KNIGHT: Hah!
[kick]
Come on, then.
ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you!
[kick]
ARTHUR: Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR: Look, you stupid *******. You've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT: Yes, I have.
ARTHUR: Look!
BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.
[kick]
ARTHUR: Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken!
[kick]
Chickennn!
ARTHUR: Look, I'll have your leg.
[kick]
Right!
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right leg off]

BLACK KNIGHT: Right. I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR: You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT: Come here!
ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!
ARTHUR: You're a looney.
BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's last leg off]

BLACK KNIGHT: Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
ARTHUR: Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow *******s! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!"

*Dr. Defense* · #11 (**permalink**) -28-10-2006

I think I'm going to have to write a strong willed letter to the head coach's if he is playing with a crutch. We just can't have that. Although he could use it to extend his range to close line LT...............on second thought let him keep it.

*ramsplaya16* · #12 (**permalink**) -28-10-2006

Haha ramsfantilidie, I love that movie! Monty pythons, the holy grail, ya that does remind me of pisa

*ImJohnWayne* · #13 (**permalink**) -28-10-2006

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Originally Posted by AvengerRam

Are you saying he should "hop to it"?

Tinoisamoa hears bad joke on local fan board... Condition downgraded to questionable.

*ramsplaya16* · #14 (**permalink**) -28-10-2006

Haha you all are horrible!

*BigGameMN* · #15 (**permalink**) -28-10-2006

A missing leg wouldn't have stopped Bear Bryant. Pisa, bring your crutch, it never stopped a Florida International player, and it shouldn't stop you!