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    Ram humor

    I know I will get crap for this, but they are kind of funny, as much as I hate them. Sorry if I offend anyone :-(

    Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

    A: The St. Louis Rams.

    Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?

    A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'

    Q: How do you keep a St. Louis Ram out of your yard?

    A: Put up goal posts.

    Q: Where do you go in St. Louis in case of tornado?

    A: To the Dome - they never get a touchdown there.

    Q: What do you call a Seahawk with a SuperBowl ring?

    A: A thief.

    Q: What's the difference between the St. Louis Rams and a dollar bill?

    A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

    Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and possums have in common?

    A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.


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    Re: Ram humor

    funny stuff,thats the kind of thing you get when the team sucks.I am sure we have all had fun at the expense of someone elses crappy team.

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    Re: Ram humor

    Those are actually pretty creative. The dollar bill one is my favorite for this season specifically.

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    Re: Ram humor

    The dollar bill joke is too close to the truth. Good stuff Wraith.
    JUST WIN ONE FOR THE FANS


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    Re: Ram humor

    Heee-he-heee. LOL ... it kind of makes sense.


    Funny. Sadly. :\

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    Re: Ram humor

    Turning lemons into lemonade.... much easier to swallow.

    At this point in this wonderful season, a little humor goes a long way.

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    and out of the ashes rise ...The Breakfast Club !

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    Re: Ram humor

    creative stuff...lol

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    Re: Ram humor

    Ineptitude is inetitude, if you cannot laugh at yourself who can you laugh at?

    I, personally, liked the Possum one....
    RnD

    GO RAMS!!

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    Re: Ram humor

    Q: What's the difference between the St. Louis Rams and a dollar bill?

    A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

    OH GOD! SAD BUT TRUE...


    Always and Forever a fan of the St. Louis Rams

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    Re: Ram humor

    Quote Originally Posted by RamWraith View Post
    I know I will get crap for this, but they are kind of funny, as much as I hate them. Sorry if I offend anyone :-(

    Q: What do you call a Seahawk with a SuperBowl ring?

    A: A thief.
    Love the Freudian slip there...
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