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    The Rams 2011 Demise, From A to Z

    A is for Amendola, lost from a busted wing.
    B is for Brown, who failed to earn his cha-ching.
    C is for the cornerbacks, going down like flies.
    D is for Danario, even though he tries.
    E is for Eagles, who started this year's fall.
    F is for the grade, in the end assigned to all.
    G is for gone, as several current starters will be.
    H is for home field, an advantage we did not see.
    I is for inexcusable, as big plays allowed have been.
    J is for Jason, who's pay level is a sin.
    K is for Kroenke, who must lead us from this mess.
    L is for Long and Laurinaitis, who have been among the best.
    M is for mistakes, too many to sustain a drive.
    N is for next year, for that we still will strive.
    O is for the offense, that's floundered from the start.
    P is for pressure, that can destroy a QB's heart.
    Q is for the questions, in numbers far too great.
    R is for resurgence, of the Niners we do hate.
    S is for Steven Jackson, who deserves so much more
    T is for the trade deadline, that brought Brandon to our door.
    U is for ugly, which describes the way we've played.
    V is is for value, which we must get from those who are paid.
    W is for wide receivers, a draft target for next Spring.
    X is for x-factors, that talent evaluation can bring.
    Y is for the yearning, of Rams fans everywhere.
    Z is for our zenith, with patience we'll get there.
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    Re: The Rams 2011 Demise, From A to Z

    Very well done. Awesome creativity.


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    Re: The Rams 2011 Demise, From A to Z

    how long did this take you? it's really good.

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    Re: The Rams 2011 Demise, From A to Z

    Okay now this really proves that you have too much time on your hands!!!

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    Re: The Rams 2011 Demise, From A to Z

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam View Post
    AE is for Eagles, who started this year's fall.
    Name the only NFC West team NOT to beat the Eagles?

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    Re: The Rams 2011 Demise, From A to Z

    Someone has too much time on their hands...

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    Re: The Rams 2011 Demise, From A to Z

    Well done, dude.
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    Re: The Rams 2011 Demise, From A to Z

    Pretty good, but I want to see you step it up on next years "The Rams 2012 Arise, From A to Z".
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    Re: The Rams 2011 Demise, From A to Z

    I find it amusing that some of you, rather than saying that you enjoyed the post (or even that you didn't), feel the need to fall back on the old cliche, "you have too much time on your hands."

    Well, as I anticipated that I'd get some of those reactions, I actually watched the clock. It took me just a hair over four minutes.

    If it would have taken you substantially longer to write something like this, well... I guess you're just not as awesome as I am.

    To the rest of you... thanks. Glad you enjoyed the post.

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    Re: The Rams 2011 Demise, From A to Z

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam View Post
    I find it amusing that some of you, rather than saying that you enjoyed the post (or even that you didn't), feel the need to fall back on the old cliche, "you have too much time on your hands."

    Well, as I anticipated that I'd get some of those reactions, I actually watched the clock. It took me just a hair over four minutes.

    If it would have taken you substantially longer to write something like this, well... I guess you're just not as awesome as I am.

    To the rest of you... thanks. Glad you enjoyed the post.
    Awesome? Well maybe with these additions.....

    A is for Andrew, PRAY
    B is for Bradford, 50 million...really?
    L is for LUCK, we don't have any but maybe we well PICK some.
    S is for Sammy, You have SUC.......comed to the pressure, hang in there champ!

    Too funny, no comment on the qb play.
    This only took me 1 min 8 sec.....ok ok 1 min 28 sec

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    Re: The Rams 2011 Demise, From A to Z

    meh. that took 5 seconds

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    Re: The Rams 2011 Demise, From A to Z

    AV, you've got too much artist in you to ever be a lawyer.

    Though I admit I've seen some pretty "creative" affidavits from a few defense attorneys I know......but I digress.
    "Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning." --- Hesiod

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    Re: The Rams 2011 Demise, From A to Z

    Quote Originally Posted by ROB'S RAMPAGE View Post
    Awesome? Well maybe with these additions.....

    A is for Andrew, PRAY
    B is for Bradford, 50 million...really?
    L is for LUCK, we don't have any but maybe we well PICK some.
    S is for Sammy, You have SUC.......comed to the pressure, hang in there champ!

    Too funny, no comment on the qb play.
    This only took me 1 min 8 sec.....ok ok 1 min 28 sec
    You spent 1 minute and 7 seconds too long on that piece of dung.

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    Re: The Rams 2011 Demise, From A to Z

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam View Post
    I find it amusing that some of you, rather than saying that you enjoyed the post (or even that you didn't), feel the need to fall back on the old cliche, "you have too much time on your hands."
    Man, I'm glad I didn't post my first thought.

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    Re: The Rams 2011 Demise, From A to Z

    I almost gave Hub more rep just so I could give it to you again.

    Great thoughts. You're the straw......
    Kiss my ass, football gods

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