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    The Rams are demon possessed.

    I'm not kidding either! (okay, I am, but go with me.)


    I was looking back over the annals of NFL history to find the worst offense of all time. And I believe the '77 Bucs hold that honor with a 7.36 point per game average. Our '11 Rams are 2.5 points better at 9.8. But then I noticed that 60% of our points were scored in the first 2 games. So I looked at our point average over the past 3 games; and that is 6.66 point per game.

    6.66.......number of the beast! Real apocalyptic type stuff!

    We need an exorcism! I have Max Von Sydow on the line; he's in.

    "Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning." --- Hesiod
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    Re: The Rams are demon possessed.

    I remember ML baseball teams in collective, prolonged slumps burning their bats in a bonfire. What could the Rams do to break this spell?
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    Re: The Rams are demon possessed.

    Burn the new mascot?
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    Re: The Rams are demon possessed.

    burn the dome
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    Re: The Rams are demon possessed.

    Quote Originally Posted by mikhal5569 View Post
    Burn the new mascot?
    Rampage is the source of this Witchcraft! Thou are a witch! Burn Rampage at the Stake!
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    Re: The Rams are demon possessed.

    Burn McDaniels playbook!
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    Re: The Rams are demon possessed.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jockelite View Post
    Rampage is the source of this Witchcraft! Thou are a witch! Burn Rampage at the Stake!
    She turned me into a newt!!! I got better.....
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