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    Rams Fan Paranoia Test

    Please answer the following questions, and give yourself 1 point for ever "yes" vote:

    1. Do you think there is a secret plan to move the Rams back to Los Angeles?

    Yes No

    2. Do you think that the Rams cut Kurt Warner for non-football reasons?

    Yes No

    3. Do you think that Dick Vermiel was forced out so that Mike Martz could become the Head Coach?

    Yes No

    4. Do you think that John Shaw is still in charge of the Rams?

    Yes No

    5. Do you think that the league hates the Rams and tries to make it more difficult for the team to succeed?

    Yes No

    6. Do you think that the refs were instructed to help the Patriots beat the Rams in the Super Bowl?

    Yes No

    7. Do you think Carol Rosenbloom was murdered?

    Yes No

    Scores

    0-1 points: You are a reasonable fan with a firm grip on reality.

    2-4 points: You are generally reasonable, but have been influenced by rumors spread by the paranoid.

    5-6 points: You are a fairly paranoid person who needs to take a long hard look at him or herself.

    7 points: This quiz was designed by aliens as a form of mind control and you are about to be abducted and subjected to anal probing.


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    Re: Rams Fan Paranoia Test

    Please answer the following questions, and give yourself 1 point for ever "yes" vote:

    1. Do you think there is a secret plan to move the Rams back to Los Angeles?

    No

    2. Do you think that the Rams cut Kurt Warner for non-football reasons?

    No

    3. Do you think that Dick Vermiel was forced out so that Mike Martz could become the Head Coach?

    No

    4. Do you think that John Shaw is still in charge of the Rams?

    No

    5. Do you think that the league hates the Rams and tries to make it more difficult for the team to succeed?

    No, WTF!

    6. Do you think that the refs were instructed to help the Patriots beat the Rams in the Super Bowl?

    Yes!!!

    7. Do you think Carol Rosenbloom was murdered?

    No

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    Re: Rams Fan Paranoia Test

    Hmmm... How can I score a twelve and what does that mean?



    Actually, I scored a 4...
    This space for rent...

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    Re: Rams Fan Paranoia Test

    1. Do you think there is a secret plan to move the Rams back to Los Angeles?

    No

    2. Do you think that the Rams cut Kurt Warner for non-football reasons?

    No

    3. Do you think that Dick Vermiel was forced out so that Mike Martz could become the Head Coach?

    No

    4. Do you think that John Shaw is still in charge of the Rams?

    HECK No

    5. Do you think that the league hates the Rams and tries to make it more difficult for the team to succeed?

    No

    6. Do you think that the refs were instructed to help the Patriots beat the Rams in the Super Bowl?

    You never know

    7. Do you think Carol Rosenbloom was murdered?

    No




    Shucks, it looks like I'm not crazy after all.
    Last edited by RockinRam; -02-09-2009 at 09:08 PM.

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    Re: Rams Fan Paranoia Test

    Can you be more specific on the anal probing reference?

    Ramming speed to all

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    Re: Rams Fan Paranoia Test

    From depression-guide.com

    Kinds of Paranoia

    4. Reformatory paranoia - In this the patient turns to considering himself a great reformer. He accordingly looks upon all those around him as suffering from dangerous disease, and believes that he is their reformer and curator.

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    Re: Rams Fan Paranoia Test

    1. Do you think there is a secret plan to move the Rams back to Los Angeles?

    No

    2. Do you think that the Rams cut Kurt Warner for non-football reasons?

    No

    3. Do you think that Dick Vermiel was forced out so that Mike Martz could become the Head Coach?

    No

    4. Do you think that John Shaw is still in charge of the Rams?

    No

    5. Do you think that the league hates the Rams and tries to make it more difficult for the team to succeed?

    No

    6. Do you think that the refs were instructed to help the Patriots beat the Rams in the Super Bowl?

    Yes

    7. Do you think Carol Rosenbloom was murdered?

    No

    It actually seems like the league hates the NFC west. Fans of the Cardinals, Rams and Seahawks have somewhat legitimate arguments that refs costed them the Superbowl in this decade.

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    Re: Rams Fan Paranoia Test

    a 3 means i'm not crazy right?

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    Re: Rams Fan Paranoia Test

    1. Do you think there is a secret plan to move the Rams back to Los Angeles?

    No, Alberta Canada

    2. Do you think that the Rams cut Kurt Warner for non-football reasons?

    Yes, the team officials found out that Brenda used to be Brandon and Kurt used his NFL money to pay for the sex change.

    3. Do you think that Dick Vermiel was forced out so that Mike Martz could become the Head Coach?

    Yes, the Rams could not afford all of the Kleenex required to maintain Vermeil.

    4. Do you think that John Shaw is still in charge of the Rams?

    No, Leo Farnsworth

    5. Do you think that the league hates the Rams and tries to make it more difficult for the team to succeed?

    Yes, they are still pissed about the Rams moving from Cleveland.

    6. Do you think that the refs were instructed to help the Patriots beat the Rams in the Super Bowl?

    No, I think the officials conspired amongst themselves.

    7. Do you think Carol Rosenbloom was murdered?

    Yes, the people of Baltimore were pissed that he traded franchises. Why do you think Robert Irsay moved the Colts in the middle of the night?
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    Re: Rams Fan Paranoia Test

    I waiting for the "little" green people to take me to their leader...my score was off the chart.

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    Re: Rams Fan Paranoia Test

    Quote Originally Posted by alpharam View Post

    4. Do you think that john shaw is still in charge of the rams?

    No, leo farnsworth

    Too funny!
    Last edited by dgr828; -02-10-2009 at 03:27 AM.
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    Re: Rams Fan Paranoia Test

    I had a 3, with question 6 being all 3.

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    Re: Rams Fan Paranoia Test

    Quote Originally Posted by HornIt View Post
    From depression-guide.com

    Kinds of Paranoia

    4. Reformatory paranoia - In this the patient turns to considering himself a great reformer. He accordingly looks upon all those around him as suffering from dangerous disease, and believes that he is their reformer and curator.
    I'm impressed with your self-awareness.

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