Rams release Brown--whoever that is

[RamWraith]

from Rotoworld:

Michael Brown-LB-Rams Apr. 3 - 9:16 am et


Rams released DE Mike Brown.
He spent the end of last season on the team's practice squad.

[Varg6]

Oh no........

[AvengerRam]

And then, with a whimper, the Mike Brown Era came to an end.

[laram0]

WOW! Whew....Title threw me. Thought it was going to be Fahkir.

Never heard of Mike Brown of the Rams.

[itsguud]

Are you all kidding... its Mike Brown by's c'mon. I can't believe he's gone! What a loss for the Rams. No-one will warm the bench as he did!

[Drew]

awwww bless,well least he`s getting his 15 minutes of fame on the greatest sports website in the world!

[keith m. klink]

i just don't get LINEHAN , what the heck, first it's timmerman , now brown. he is single handedly putting this team in a dumpster.

[smizzhfx]

My heart almost skipped a beat there.. I thought it was Fakhir for a second.

[MauiRam]

Are you all kidding... its Mike Brown by's c'mon. I can't believe he's gone! What a loss for the Rams. No-one will warm the bench as he did!

He never even got near the bench -- I don't think practice squad guys even have a bench ...:x

[tomahawk247]

He never even got near the bench -- I don't think practice squad guys even have a bench ...:x

practice squad sit on the floor!

[Ramanator]

Mike Brown is gone? Worst move by the Rams since not drafting Jared Washington back in 82. Still trying to recover from that one.

[Bar-bq]

Gave me heart palpitations for a moment.

For those unaware;

Mike Brown was born to Dutch parents practising wicker in the early 1700's. He spent most of his childhood playing inside a cardboard box of some description, which is said to have contained a stolen bandwagon belonging to Brown's great-great-great grandfather.

Brown attended the University of Maurice Green in around the year 2800, from which he graduated -3X10^6 years earlier with a degree in quantum-physics. With this knowlege, he was able to build a machine consisting mainly of hay and belly-button lint which allowed him to travel time, and gave him a Killer haircut. He proceeded to travel forward in time to around 8-BC where he got himself a futuristic ice cream.

From here he contracted a severe case of grebeltuois, the much-feared disease that causes the affected to run backwards in semi-circles until they spin themselves to the east coast of New-Zealand. On one of his frequent trips to New Zealand, in the year 77644, he Ran into former Rams co-ordinator Mike Martz, whom, as we all know, will never die becuase of that unfortunate nuclear waste intoxication incident back in 2005 (Which was commonly disguised in the media as Cardiac Arythmea)

Martz suggested that his semi-circular revolutions would provided the illusion of a doughnut, to tempt and to tease the Brothers of St.Louis, who were, at the time, on a strict No-dougnut diet. Martz saw it as the perfect way to get revenge upon the team that was soon to ditch him.

It was soon revealed, however, that Timmerman was lactose intolerant, and could not physically digest Brown who was known to be comprised of about 87.5% Milk. Brown then sat on the floor of the Rams FO in St.Louis to await further instruction. He has since been released, and plans to release an autobiography sometime next football season.

[UtterBlitz]

Wow that is some hard to find info Bar-bq....you da man.

[thoey]

Are we sure Bar-bq isn't related to Adarian? Or at least smoking / drinking from the same bowl?

[HUbison]

I'll tell you who's behind this whole Mike Brown conspiracy......freakin' Seiler.

Think about it. Brown was a rookie last year from Howard University. The mascot at Howard University is the Bison. So if you compress Howard University Bison, what do you have? That's right, folks.....HUbison. And who has been bringing you the truth behind the conspiratorial veil? That's right....HUbison!

I know what you're saying.....but HUb you're name comes from Harding U. Bison, not Howard U. Bison. That's right, but Nick is too smart to go for the obvious Bison, Eagles LB Tank Daniels. Instead he back-doors the process by going after the Howard alum, Brown.

And notice too, that Seiler didn't go after Ron Bartell, another Howard grad. Again, too obvious, it would bring too much attention to his evil plans.

So instead, poor Mike Brown, the Howard U. Bison, has to pay the price for Nick's malevolent notions.

Curse you, Nick. Curse you!

The "Blame Nick" tour '07.....get your t-shirt now.