Recently, I watched the movie "Dances with Wolves" on TV, and I was thinking how much I liked the concept of names being descriptive of a person's qualities, characteristics or actions (my Sioux name would be "Dances with Little Dexterity," by the way). So, as we wait for Alex Barron to sign (which will happen in the next 29 1/2 hours, according to NostraRamus), I thought, what Sioux names would be appropriate for some of the Rams players (okay, so this is a long way to go for a topic, but at least I'm not just reposting things from news sites and other message boards!).
Anyway, here are a few to get us started:
Steven Jackson: "Runs With A Thunderclap"
Orlando Pace: "Impenetrable Mountain"
Isaac Bruce: "Squares Off His Patterns"
Kevin Curtis: "Blur of the Antelope"
Marshall Faulk: "Wise Warrior"
Or, how about a few for the opposition?
Terrell Owens: "Cackles Like The Crow"
Tom Brady: "Charmed Wave on the Tide"
Koren Robinson: "Hands of a Penguin"
Randy Moss: "Sees Only Reflections"