View Poll Results: How Did Dez Come To Be?

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  • Got bored pulling off Nessie hoax; moved on to internet.

    1 7.69%
  • Love for highland sheep and American football...

    5 38.46%
  • Now you know what Sean Connery does undercover with his spare time.

    0 0%
  • Is, in reality, the Dezotron 2000 cyborg.

    0 0%
  • Just biding his time until he reassumes his role as the ruler of Skye.

    2 15.38%
  • Needed something to do with free time while living off royalties from inventing haggis.

    3 23.08%
  • He was raised in the rugged mountains of the extreme North of Scotland with one purpose: to destroy AvengerRam.

    2 15.38%
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    The Real Origin of RamDez

    You asked for it...


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    Talking Re: The Real Origin of RamDez

    The rumor I heard was that Dez had time to spare while awaiting production of Braveheart 2: The return of Wallace.

    Dez is scheduled to be Gibson's stunt double for the next "bare butt to the English" scene.

    "You can take our lives, but you'll never take our sequel!"
    "Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning." --- Hesiod

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    Re: The Real Origin of RamDez

    Quote Originally Posted by HUbison
    The rumor I heard was that Dez had time to spare while awaiting production of Braveheart 2: The return of Wallace.

    Dez is scheduled to be Gibson's stunt double for the next "bare butt to the English" scene.

    "You can take our lives, but you'll never take our sequel!"

    LOL :1: :mask:


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    Re: The Real Origin of RamDez

    avenger, before i vote, i need clarification on one of the choices. What specifically are you referring to when you mention Dez's "love of sheep." If you mean what i think you mean, that will influence my vote dramatically. In tune with the woody allen analogy, there is a scene from Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex that illustrates this issue quite clearly.

    Thanks for the poll, i knew you would add some significant color to the Dez background choices. I wonder how long Dez will allow us to continue to speculate before he provides us with actual data.

    I think I saw Dez in an early 1970's episode of McMillan and Wife that pertainied to the murder of a lair in a castle in scotland. Dez was the good looking detective bringing truth and justice to an unfortunate situation. He was also seen in that episode engaging in relations of a potentially carnal nature with susan st jamesm who was quite a goddess in her day (looked a lot like angie harmon, but her husband was a lot better in pass coverage, especially in the playoffs).

    ramming speed to all

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    Re: The Real Origin of RamDez

    While Dez respects and admires the hearty breed of highland sheep, that's as far as it goes.

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    Re: The Real Origin of RamDez

    Ohhh GC ...

    You really ought not thank AvengerMania. Since he feels comfortable posting the poll in this forum instead of the "Polls Forum" he obviously doesn't need any more encouragement. This is what I ask for ...

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    Re: The Real Origin of RamDez

    I was going to do an "Origin of Adarian" poll, but I feared that "Scientific Experiment Gone Horribly Wrong" would win by a unanimous vote. :tongue:

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    Re: The Real Origin of RamDez

    Quote Originally Posted by adarian_too
    Ohhh GC ...

    You really ought not thank AvengerMania. Since he feels comfortable posting the poll in this forum instead of the "Polls Forum" he obviously doesn't need any more encouragement. This is what I ask for ...
    the Polls forum is a moderated forum. A poll posted on that forum shows up on the ClanRam front page. We keep that for more football related topics


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    Re: The Real Origin of RamDez

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam
    I was going to do an "Origin of Adarian" poll, but I feared that "Scientific Experiment Gone Horribly Wrong" would win by a unanimous vote. :tongue:
    Two points AvengerManiac - since we know you delete posts that don't agree with you, I'll conceed the vote would be unanimous. 2nd - there is nothing scientific about the experimentation.

    As for Dez's point about keeping that forum for more footbal related topics, I won't try to keep up with what goes where. My head does enough spinning just maintaining self-experimentation.

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    Re: The Real Origin of RamDez

    I delete posts that don't agree with me? LOL. If that were true, there'd be some posters here with zero undeleted posts.

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    Re: The Real Origin of RamDez

    My guess is that RamDez is probably just another Horny old goat like so many of us Rams fans.

    Long Live The Horns!!

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    Re: The Real Origin of RamDez

    My guess is that RamDez is probably just another Horny old goat like so many of us Rams fans
    "Ram Fans, Horny and Looking to Score" ! :redface:
    JUST WIN ONE FOR THE FANS


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