Sam Bradford to play at least one half

[PeoriaRam]

Such as?

If Bradford does not meet your arbitrary standard, what do you suggest they do?

Firing Pat Shurmur and replacing him with a video game's AI seems to be a popular response.

[MACD]

I predict that Thursday night the wraps come off and we will behold the power of this fully operational battlestar......for a half.

[HUbison]

Firing Pat Shurmur and replacing him with a video game's AI seems to be a popular response.

You may be right, Peoria. Maybe Spags should replace the playbooks with X-boxes.

I just had this vision of a Hard Knocks type camera following the Rams Turk into some 4th stringers room. "Hey man, Coach needs to see you and you need to bring your X-Box."

[AvengerRam]

I put in a call to the Messiah's agent, who advised me that his asking price is $83M over 5 years with $65M guaranteed, so Sam's contract is actually on the low side.

[HUbison]

I put in a call to the Messiah's agent, who advised me that his asking price is $83M over 5 years with $65M guaranteed, so Sam's contract is actually on the low side.

Wow. Who's the Messiah's agent? Cause that sounds like a Poston demand, and to tell you the truth, if the Messiah contracted with the Postons, I would be shocked. I guess I always assumed the Messiah would go with Marc Bartlestein.

Well, either way......looks like we'll just have to stick with Bradford.

[AvengerRam]

Wow. Who's the Messiah's agent?

You can pretty much call any Jewish mother with a son. They all think of themselves as the Messiah's agent.

(Just kidding, Mom!)

[HUbison]

You can pretty much call any Jewish mother with a son. They all think of themselves as the Messiah's agent.

(Just kidding, Mom!)

oy vey!