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    Of second Chances, and Mod hypocrisy...

    Well, it looks like the Mods are on their high horses again.

    A few weeks back, I pointed out that the Mods are in no position to criticize the Saints' bounty system given the fact that they maintain one of their own here at ClanRam.

    Now, several of the Mods have chimed in on the issue of whether the Rams should be giving "second chances" to players like Janoris Jenkins and, to some extent, Trumaine Johnson and Chris Givens.

    Whatever position they are taking, they are really in no position to talk.

    I really wanted to get to the bottom of this issue, so I traveled all the way to Scotland to see what kind of inside information I could get from Dez. He was initially unwilling to talk, but after a few glasses of some nice single malt I brought along, I was able to get what I needed to make my point.

    So, here it is, the Mod's pasts revealed:

    Nick owns six sweat shops in Bangladesh.

    txramsfan is wanted in four states for vehicular bovineicide.

    HUbison sells counterfeit Snuggies on the internet.

    r8rh8rmike was arrested in Monterey, Califonia in 2009 after he got drunk and tried to shoot floating sea otters with a cross-bow.

    laram0 was tried, but acquitted, for the attempted murder of Bill Belichick in 2002.

    AvengerRam is on the Secret Service watch list due to his internet posting regarding his planned overthrow of the government.

    As the members of ClanRam, you must decide whether these flawed individuals should be permitted to run this site. In the meantime, though, they should keep quiet about the Rams' flawed rookies.


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    Re: Of second Chances, and Mod hypocrisy...

    HUbison's snuggies are fake? I want a refund! Probably made in one of Nick's sweatshops using one of the cows txramsfan killed.
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    Re: Of second Chances, and Mod hypocrisy...

    Quote Originally Posted by berg8309 View Post
    HUbison's snuggies are fake? I want a refund! Probably made in one of Nick's sweatshops using one of the cows txramsfan killed.
    Define fake.

    I mean they're real........in so much as they do exist in this universe that we currently occupy.
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    Re: Of second Chances, and Mod hypocrisy...

    You know I don't really appreciate my private life being broadcast here at the ClanRam! Knock it off!
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    Re: Of second Chances, and Mod hypocrisy...

    So, BernieM got Dez drunk and then took advantage of him?
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    Re: Of second Chances, and Mod hypocrisy...

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam View Post
    So, BernieM got Dez drunk and then took advantage of him?
    Better him than me...that single malt is ROT GUT!!!!

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    Re: Of second Chances, and Mod hypocrisy...

    Quote Originally Posted by HUbison View Post
    Define fake.

    I mean they're real........in so much as they do exist in this universe that we currently occupy.
    I still want a refund! I want my dollar back! Plus the $499.99 in shipping and handling! And the $200 I paid for the extended warranty! Not to mention that $149.99 you charged me for the anti-rust coating, which btw it rusted anyway!
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    Quote Originally Posted by berg8309 View Post
    I still want a refund! I want my dollar back! Plus the $499.99 in shipping and handling! And the $200 I paid for the extended warranty! Not to mention that $149.99 you charged me for the anti-rust coating, which btw it rusted anyway!
    That's what happens when you buy a "HUbbie"!
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    Re: Of second Chances, and Mod hypocrisy...

    On behalf of the Mods, I'd like to offer the following explanations:

    Nick's shops are not the traditional "sweat shops" you hear about. He actually owns shops that sell bottled sweat.

    txramsfan was framed by a dairy farmer (something about a vendetta arising from tx dating the farmer's daughter as a teen).

    HUbison actually invented the Snuggie (not deliberately... he just put his bathrobe on backwards one day), but his idea was stolen before he could bring it to market.

    The otters had it coming.

    Belichick really had it coming.

    And as far as the accusations against me... you'll all be better off when I'm in total control.

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    Re: Of second Chances, and Mod hypocrisy...

    Quote Originally Posted by BernieM View Post
    txramsfan is wanted in four states for vehicular bovineicide.
    Did tx actually survive his last collision with a cow? He hasn't posted here in a long time. Maybe he finally got caught in one of those states .. Is he in need of legal assistance? What's a snuggie?

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    Re: Of second Chances, and Mod hypocrisy...

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam View Post
    On behalf of the Mods, I'd like to offer the following explanations:

    Nick's shops are not the traditional "sweat shops" you hear about. He actually owns shops that sell bottled sweat.
    Where was the sweat bottled? Something tells me there is still a dirty little secret behind this.

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam View Post
    txramsfan was framed by a dairy farmer (something about a vendetta arising from tx dating the farmer's daughter as a teen).
    Txramsfan was getting with a farmer's daughter and was later charged with bovinecide? I'm guessing she was a little overweight and not too pretty then. Not sure I approve of a mod with such low standards.

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam View Post
    HUbison actually invented the Snuggie (not deliberately... he just put his bathrobe on backwards one day), but his idea was stolen before he could bring it to market.
    That still doesn't excuse his blatant over-charge with worthless warranties and anti-rust coatings.

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam View Post
    The otters had it coming.
    I must say, it still reflects poorly on him that he would get drunk first, which clearly caused him to be unable to fire the cross-bow accurately. Such poor judgment is not something that we can stand for on this board.

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam View Post
    Belichick really had it coming.
    But he failed right? That is much more condemning.

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam View Post
    And as far as the accusations against me... you'll all be better off when I'm in total control.
    Your failures to this point are undermining your leadership. Some are even questioning whether you can even handle a message board.
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    Re: Of second Chances, and Mod hypocrisy...

    Quote Originally Posted by BernieM View Post
    r8rh8rmike was arrested in Monterey, Califonia in 2009 after he got drunk and tried to shoot floating sea otters with a cross-bow.
    What BernieM fails to mention is that it was the annual Clint Eastwood "feed the otters" weekend, and I was merely using the cross-bow (with rubber tipped arrows) to jettison shellfish to the little critters. I passed my breathalyzer and all charges were dropped.

    Yellow journalism is alive and well. Sheesh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by r8rh8rmike View Post
    What BernieM fails to mention is that it was the annual Clint Eastwood "feed the otters" weekend, and I was merely using the cross-bow (with rubber tipped arrows) to jettison shellfish to the little critters!
    While exclaiming: "Do you feel shucky?"
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    Re: Of second Chances, and Mod hypocrisy...

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam View Post
    While exclaiming: "Do you feel shucky?"
    Oh......my.....gosh.
    "Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning." --- Hesiod

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    Re: Of second Chances, and Mod hypocrisy...

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam View Post
    While exclaiming: "Do you feel shucky?"
    Clint actually said that as I cast my first arrow. He's quite the witty guy.

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