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Reggie "the Dead Leg" Hoges reprises the role of LegDeada, the star of earlier Rams' walking dead movies.
In an especially gory scene, trainers were seen attempting to remove the maggots from Hoges' rotting right leg.
The decay was extensive however and pieces of his leg could be seen flying further than his punts.
In disturbing formulaic horror movie fashion, the SpecialEffects director decided to return to tried and proven techniques to scare Rams' fans to death.
Resurrecting McD's uncany ability to turn a PR into a unmitigated disaster, the SpecialEd Team's floor director got Old McD to demonstrate zombie like moves and show the film world how he can run scared and have dead arms and hands at the same time.
It could have been a FAIR catch, but noooo. McDead showed how lifeless his gripping abilities could be.
Next time the director might opt to wheel LegDeada back onto the field in PR capacity and just tie his hand up to the IV drip in order to signal a fair catch.
News Flash: Rams' scouts have booked a flight to Haiti. Rumour has it that the corpses populating the Rams' secondary and STs can only be controlled with toxins indigenous to the island. We can only hope the scouts take a whiff of the stuff too since they apparently were brain dead when they participated in this past year's draft ...
to be continued ...
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