As lousy and depressing as the Rams have been over the years there was always one small advantage: we were able to maintain a certain level of anonymity.
That all changed this past Monday night in Seattle. You see to me the most painful thing about that game was that it was shown on national TV to an audience of people who are used to seeing decent and competitive NFL quality performances. I don't know about you all but I have in the past taken some solace in the fact that usually the only ones that have to watch this drivel are Rams fans, and the fans from our weekly executioner....er...opponent.
Yeah, no doubt those people are laughing too as the feeble Rams stink up the joint with yet another wretched attempt to play the sport of football, but I was always somewhat comforted that nobody ELSE saw it. That no matter how putrid the Rams played there was always the hope of what is called "plausible deniability."
I'm not sure exactly what that term may mean to others, but for me it is being able to explain to people that although the Rams may have lost the game, the score was not...*really*... *cough*...*cough*... truly indicative of the how the game went....*wheeze*...
Well, ok, that was not really the truth but what everyone else didn"t know won't hurt 'em is/was my motto. Unfortunately, after the Rams debacle on Monday Night my cover has been completely blown. I mean just about the whole **** country saw it. What can I say now?Wait 'til next year? Ahahahahah!! No, really what is there to say?
At any rate does anybody know where I can get a good discount on some brown paper bags? I figure I'm going to be needing them for awhile to come.
Man, am I going to miss the joy of anonymity.....
