To the tune of "Video Killed the Radio Star" by The Buggles:

Your guy was on the sidelines with a camera too
Forfeited draft choices and fined up the wazoo
But you kept winning so you weren’t all that blue

18 and oh!

You benefitted from tolerant referees
And made a star of mediocre Tom Brady
But now Super Bowl wins will be halted after three

18 and oh!
Then Eli punked you!
18 and oh!
The old Phins smiled too!

Video killed the Patriots’ Czar!
Video killed the Patriots’ Czar!
Goodell came and broke your heart
Oh-oh oh-oh no!

Now with Matt Cassell your team can barely throw
And your ground game doesn’t make the offense go
A 500 point season it seems so long ago

18 and oh!
But then you lost one!
18 and oh!
And now you are bummed!

Video killed the Patriots’ Czar!
Video killed the Patriots’ Czar!
Your ethics are not up to par
You can’t rewind, you went to far
Goodell came and broke your heart
Oh-oh oh-oh no!

Video killed the Patriots’ Czar!
Video killed the Patriots’ Czar!
Video killed the Patriots’ Czar!