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Thread: The Story of Ramukkah

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    The Story of Ramukkah

    In the year 2009, the Temple in St. Lousalem was overtaken by the emperor Despagiochus. All things held holy were desecrated, and the people lamented.

    But a resistance began, lead by Jeffas Maccasnead. Despagiochus was ousted, and the Temple redeemed.

    But alas, when the time came to rededicate the Temple, only one draft pick was found. This would not be enough to light the way to purification until more draft picks could be acquired.

    Then, a miracle occurred. That one draft pick turned into eight players, sustaining the Temple and leading it back to the light.

    And so, each year, my children, we celebrate that miracle at Ramukkah time. The festival of draft picks.

    Happy Thanksgivikkah to my Rams family!
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    Re: The Story of Ramukkah

    Oy vey! Dust off that menorah.
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    Re: The Story of Ramukkah

    Why did I read that with Adam Sandler's voice in my head?

    Hilarious AR!
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    Re: The Story of Ramukkah

    All spurred on by the Most Holy High Ankle Sprain...

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    Re: The Story of Ramukkah

    Ha-ha-ha ... Ramukkah.

    I'm a religious person and I found your adaptation excellent and amusing. Nice job amigo.

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    Re: The Story of Ramukkah

    Well done Av.

    (And demi, first thing I thought of as well).
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    Re: The Story of Ramukkah

    does it involve an aluminum pole and the airing of grievances?
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    Re: The Story of Ramukkah

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    does it involve an aluminum pole and the airing of grievances?
    Exactly, a Festivus for the rest of us!

    AV, well done.

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    Re: The Story of Ramukkah

    Ooooooh...Uncle Avi, tell the one about The Fisher King parting the Enef Sea with his moustache and leading The Rammites out of misery to The Bowl of Milk and Honey.....

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    Re: The Story of Ramukkah

    And Happy Hanukkah to all of our Jewish friends!
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    Re: The Story of Ramukkah

    When emperor Despagiochus overtook the temple of St Lousalem, inside of it he constructed a mighty tower surrounded by 4 pillars. Despagiochus cast away all of those who did not conform to the teachings of his pillars.

    When Jeffas Maccasnead arrived he toppled the mighty tower and destroyed the pillars. On top of the rubble he erected a temple. He invited all of the sinners and those deemed "unworthy" by others and asked them all to feast at his table and follow him.



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