Texans Reportedly Took Pace To Dinner Last Night

[AvengerRam]

The reports further indicate that Pace is almost done eating, and they should be getting down to talking business soon.

[general counsel]

Does the check for dinner count against the cap? If it does, they are probably down half a starter already.

general counsel

[Nick]

Does the check for dinner count against the cap?

I hear it's coming out of his signing bonus.

[AvengerRam]

Waiter: "Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

Orlando: "Yes."

Waiter: "Have you decided what you'd like to have?"

Orlando: "Yes."

Waiter: "And what would you like?"

Orlando: "You see this?" (pointing to menu item)

Waiter: "Yes."

Orlando: "I'll have one of those."

Waiter: "Very good, Sir." (starts walking away)

Orlando: "And... three of everything else!"

[general counsel]

If its coming out of his signing bonus, he will probably wind up with the same amount of money that we are offering him now!

general counsel

[viper]

The reports further indicate that Pace is almost done eating, and they should be getting down to talking business soon.

My sources tell me that further business discussions have been put on hold by Pace. Apparently, he is enlisting the old "Nap Time" technique to keep the Texans (and Rams) waiting. A ploy not often used by your more skilled players, but, often necessary for lineman. If you look closely you can see the eyes start to glaze over. At that point, discussions are on hold. :redface:

[general counsel]

My source in the texans organization says that one of the reasons dinner took all night was that Pace had to go potty and blew out the toilet, clearing out the remaining patrons of the place and requiring a full fumigation of the premises.

general counsel

[GSOT]

I live right by pace hopfully when he is traded he can remove that egomanacs adress on the front of his house that says, PACE in huge letters.

[maineram]

Where is the love ?? In Maine you can't talk about a family member until he/she marries out of the family !!!

Maineram - :ramlogo:

[AvengerRam]

No, no, Maine...


We kid... because we love. :redface:

[maineram]

OK, now I've got it, sarcasm IS love. I've just got to get out of the igloo a little more often. :nerd:

Let's get that fat blob signed !!!!!

Maineram