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    Top 10 Signs That The Rumor You Heard Is False

    10. It comes from a sportswriter who used the words "might," "may," "could," or "unnamed source."

    9. It sounds like the kind of trade a fantasy football geek would make.

    8. When you try to link to the source, it comes up as a porn site.

    7. It came from the PD Rams Talk board.

    6. The voice that passed the rumor to you is the same one that whispers to you at night, telling you to put on a dress and kill you neighbor.

    5. Its too good to be true.

    4. Fans of six other teams are reporting the same rumor, only substituting their team for yours.

    3. If it is entirely impossible under the salary cap, and the rumor does not involve Daniel Snyder.

    2. If every bone in your body screams out "BS!!!!"

    1. If the source is ProFootballTalk.com.


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    Re: Top 10 Signs That The Rumor You Heard Is False

    This list really should be the filter for all future speculative statements.
    "Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning." --- Hesiod

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    Re: Top 10 Signs That The Rumor You Heard Is False

    I remember not too long ago when Art Shell was all but hired by the Rams as the next head coach.




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    Re: Top 10 Signs That The Rumor You Heard Is False

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam

    8. When you try to link to the source, it comes up as a porn site.
    What was this site now?

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    Re: Top 10 Signs That The Rumor You Heard Is False

    Quote Originally Posted by Milan
    What was this site now?
    I was speaking hypothetically, though I suspect there are many porn sites with the word "Ram" in the title.

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    Talking Re: Top 10 Signs That The Rumor You Heard Is False

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam
    10. It comes from a sportswriter who used the words "might," "may," "could," or "unnamed source."

    9. It sounds like the kind of trade a fantasy football geek would make.

    8. When you try to link to the source, it comes up as a porn site.

    7. It came from the PD Rams Talk board.

    6. The voice that passed the rumor to you is the same one that whispers to you at night, telling you to put on a dress and kill you neighbor.

    5. Its too good to be true.

    4. Fans of six other teams are reporting the same rumor, only substituting their team for yours.

    3. If it is entirely impossible under the salary cap, and the rumor does not involve Daniel Snyder.

    2. If every bone in your body screams out "BS!!!!"

    1. If the source is ProFootballTalk.com.
    LOL That is sooo cool! Good job!!!!LOL

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    Re: Top 10 Signs That The Rumor You Heard Is False

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam
    I was speaking hypothetically, though I suspect there are many porn sites with the word "Ram" in the title.
    lmao that's just awesome hahaha


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