The Trial of Larry Marmie (Pink Floyd style)

[AvengerRam]

Good evening, Clan of honor
This game should plainly show
The current Rams D coordinator
Could only be described as stealing
Stealing wages for a D that is a failure
This will not due

Call the Cardinal fan!

I always said he'd come to no good
You poor Clan of honor
If Martz were not his friend
Its our defense he would shape
Thank god for nepotism
Now Martz he has our garbage
He's getting away with murder
You must fire him today

[Marmie] Lazy, all these first rounders
They are lazy
Clearly not my fault

Call the Ram fan!

You little twit
You've done it now
I just can't stand you Sir Marmie
You should not have been hired
But Martz is your good friend and no!
He had to go his own way
Have you seen all those long runs lately
For just five minutes, Clan of honor
Him and me alone!

[Martz]
Maaaaaaaaaarmie!!!!
Come to Martzy Marmie
Let me hold you in my arms
M'Clan I never wanted us to get in so much trouble
Oh shoot, we will just fix it
Come on Marmie, I will take you home

[Marmie]Lazy, boys with big contracts
They are lazy, toughness they don't know
There must have been a star there on the D
When I came in...
Lazy, boys with big contracts they are lazy!

The evidence before the court is incontrovertable
There's no need for the jury to retire
In all my years of fandom, I have have never seen before
A defense that contains so many flaws and many pores
The way you've made them suffer
These wonderful ClanRam sisters and brothers
Fills me with the urge to deficate!
Since, Marmie, you still seem to have coach Martz's ear
I sentence you by bidding Ram fans to raise a cheer

Marmie take the fall!
Marmie take the fall!
Marmie take the fall!
Marmie take the fall!

All in all your just themain brick in the fall.

[SFCRamFan]

With Marmie, I'm feeling "Uncomfortabley Numb."

[AvengerRam]

Rex Ryan - how I wish you were here.

Martz - get off the dark side of the moon.

Young defenders - that's enough learning to fly.

Orlando - quit worrying about MONEY.

Bulger - shine on you crazy diamond.

[RAMMAN68]

I believe the RAMS are suffering from A MOMENTARY LAPSE OF REASON. :confused:

[AvengerRam]

Martz: "The lunatic, is in my head..."

[RAMMAN68]

One slip and down the hole the RAMS fall; It seems to take no time at all! :upset:

This thread is the funny of the week.

[Yodude]

Kurt Warner......Wish You Were Here....

Sorry...I know this goes against the treaty, but in the spirit of the thread I think it might be acceptable.

[AvengerRam]

I think this thread is sufficiently tongue-in-cheek to allow for such an exception.

[HUbison]

As much as I would love for our Rams to be dogs of war, they look more like relics, obscured by clouds. I think I had a momentary lapse in reason when believing that this team would march on their opponents with delicate sounds of thunder. But alas, someone needs to meddle with this roster of animals. Hopefully, the final cuts have not been made. But I'm exhausted, I've hit a wall.

[adarian_too]

And then there was ...

Originally Posted by Waters and Glimour

You gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need.
You gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street,
You gotta be able to pick out the easy meat with your eyes closed.
And then moving in silently, down wind and out of sight,
You gotta strike when the moment is right without thinking.

You gotta keep one eye looking over your shoulder.
You know it's going to get harder, and harder, and harder as you get older.
And in the end you'll pack up and fly down south.
Hide your head in the sand, just another sad old man.
All alone and dying ... .

And when you lose control, you'll reap the harvest you have sown.
And as the fear grows, the bad blood slows and turns to stone.
And it's too late to lose the weight you used to need to throw around.
So have a good drown, as you go down, all alone.
Dragged down by the stone.