By Bernie Miklasz
ST. LOUIS POST-DISPATCH
Thursday, Sep. 21 2006
When Scott Linehan's real offense is ready for a true rollout, I hope I am in
the stadium to witness it, because clearly this will be among the most
spectacular onslaughts in National Football League history.
I say this only because the coach, with two regular-season games already in the
books, continues to tell us that it's going to take more time to get this
offense clicking. Why? What exactly is so unusual or extraordinary about the
Linehan offense that precludes playmakers from functioning smoothly?
Linehan's task isn't to supervise the aging of an exquisite Cabernet Sauvignon
from Napa Valley. He wasn't hired to build a replica of the Pyramids for Rams
owner Georgia Frontiere. Linehan isn't a literary agent, given the assignment
of imploring the reclusive J.D. Salinger to finally write a followup to "The
Catcher in the Rye." At least Mozart had an excuse for not completing a
masterwork; the great composer died before finishing "The Requiem."
Really, why is this so difficult? Look at what Linehan inherited. Quarterback
Marc Bulger had a career completion percentage of around 65 percent coming into
this season. Offensive tackle
Orlando Pace is one of the great OTs of this era.
Torry Holt and Isaac Bruce are potential Hall of Fame wide receivers. Steven
Jackson, the young power back, is a fit for Linehan's system. Last year,
despite being hit hard by injuries, this Rams offense ranked No. 11 in the NFL
in points scored and sixth in yards.
Bulger has been playing catch with Holt and Bruce in real NFL games since 2002.
Holt and Bruce are tremendous route runners. Bulger has never been a good deep
passer, but otherwise he has shown the ability to connect on all type of
throws. And Jackson already has two 100-yard games on the board this season.
So with this proven mix of talent, why have we seen only one touchdown from the
starting offense through four exhibitions and two regular-season games? How
could the Rams virtually get smothered by a mediocre San Francisco defense in
Sunday's second half?
We're talking football here: block, run, throw, catch. Coaches would like to
have us believe their work requires the meticulous brainpower we normally
associate with a NASA engineer. Don't believe it. Linehan has had plenty of
time to get things rolling. Minicamps. Organized Team Activities. Around 40
training camp practices. Exhibition games.
In 1998, the Rams lined up with Tony Banks at quarterback. June Henley was the
leading rusher. Ricky Proehl was the leading receiver, averaging only 12 yards
a catch. (Isaac Bruce was injured for much of the year.) But somehow this group
managed to open the season by averaging 25 points over the first five games.
In 1999, Mike Martz took over as offensive coordinator and put in an offense
that perhaps was the most complex in NFL history. He lost his No. 1 quarterback
(Trent Green) to injury. He went with an old Arena League quarterback, Kurt
Warner. Martz had to revive Bruce. Martz had Holt, but Holt was a rookie. Martz
also was given the gift of Marshall Faulk at running back. But Faulk reported
late to camp.
Martz had a couple of months to bring all of these new parts together -- guys
who had never been in the same huddle before -- and get the players to
understand and fully absorb a highly sophisticated offense. And here's how the
1999 Rams broke out of the gate in the first five weeks: 27 points, followed by
35, 38, 42 and 41. That relentless march ended with a triumph in the Super Bowl.
I'm not saying Linehan's offense needs to match Martz's offense; that's
unreasonable and unrealistic. It's a different time. And I do believe Linehan
will get this offense cooking. Until then, please hold the excuses, Coach. The
excuses just aren't credible. We're talking about staging two or three
successful touchdown drives a game. It ain't the Lewis & Clark Expedition