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-11-23-2005 #1psycho9985 Guest
What a nightmare this would be..
If a federal agency controlled sports, and the Christmas present that can conquer the world!
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- An Acting Deputy Associate Assistant Administrator for Sports Administration would be required at every NFL, MLB and NBA game.
- Ticket prices would be doubled to pay for the thousands of supervisors and one clerk at the Federal Administration of Sports Administration.
- Outdoor games would require an Environmental Impact Statement.
- Defenses would be required to file Blitz Impact Statements.
- Replay reviews would be conduct by the Supreme Court, with decisions announced annually on the first Monday of October.
- Congress would hold hearings into the Eagles' playcalling.
- Teams would be forbidden to ask the age or gender of cheerleader candidates.
- The Arizona Cardinals would be admitted to the Super Bowl on an affirmative action basis.
- Huddles would be open to the public.
I'd stop watching and attending sports avents.
I dont even think Nick Seiler would like this.
Maybe this will bring him out for 5,000
Re: What a nightmare this would be..
Good Info , thanks for the post
Last edited by OldRamsfan; -12-12-2005 at 04:45 PM.