View Poll Results: What went wrong for Chandler yesterday?

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  • Suffered temporary color blindness.

    0 0%
  • Wearing #12 caused him to channel Tony Banks.

    3 33.33%
  • Felt a little "tight" after mixing up his Geritol and Viagra.

    2 22.22%
  • Game was held past his bedtime.

    1 11.11%
  • Finally, after wearing so many uniforms, forgot which team he was on.

    1 11.11%
  • Always wanted to break a Norm Van Brocklin record.

    0 0%
  • Turns out he is really left handed.

    0 0%
  • Interceptions were actually a clever Martz misdirection strategy that just didn't work.

    2 22.22%
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    What went wrong for Chandler yesterday?

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    Re: What went wrong for Chandler yesterday?

    He's just too old and rusty for the quick reads and quick releases needed for this offense. That is why I chose "Past his bedtime..."

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    Re: What went wrong for Chandler yesterday?

    I had to go with the forgot which team he was on one, only because I said it, oh...at least 6 times yesterday.

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    Re: What went wrong for Chandler yesterday?

    Dead men are known to suffer involuntary muscle spasms long after giving up the ghost. Chandler just suffered them at inopportune times.

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    Re: What went wrong for Chandler yesterday?

    Martz actually thought that if he threw enough INTs, there would be so many Panthers dropping back into pass coverage (and looking for their slice of the INT cheese), that he might be able to run the ball. It almost worked, but the 5 Ram O-lineman could not handle the 3/4 Panther D-lineman that stayed at home. OOOOPPSS!!

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    Re: What went wrong for Chandler yesterday?

    I voted for the Martz misdirection strategy, which actually did work on one of the picks. CC throws the int., then Kevin Curtis stripped the DB and recovered the football for a 3-yard gain. As far as the other 5 picks, well I don't know, but it worked once anyway. :tongue:
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    Re: What went wrong for Chandler yesterday?

    Almost 40, fragile as an egg and spent most of the day getting pounded into the turf. Just what the doctor ordered. Another smooth move by the minds at the top. Its a MIRACLE Bulger lasted as many games as he did.

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    Re: What went wrong for Chandler yesterday?

    The #12 should be unceremoniously retired, good lord. I thought I saw Bruce and Holt run into the Panthers locker room to steal some jerseys in hopes of catching a pass from Chandler.
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    Re: What went wrong for Chandler yesterday?

    Quote Originally Posted by DJRamFan
    The #12 should be unceremoniously retired, good lord. I thought I saw Bruce and Holt run into the Panthers locker room to steal some jerseys in hopes of catching a pass from Chandler.

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    Re: What went right for Chandler yesterday?

    Quote Originally Posted by DJRamFan
    I thought I saw Bruce and Holt run into the Panthers locker room to steal some jerseys in hopes of catching a pass from Chandler.
    Funniest thing I have heard in a while.

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