Where's Dez?

Throughout the vast reaches of the world, Ram fans everywhere are wondering?

Where' is Dez?

Indeed, his presence has been absent for so long, some have started to wonder if he truly exists. Perhaps, he is the latest in urban legends, much like the Yeti or the Loch Ness Monster.

Others disagree, relying on this classic photograph as proof that Dez is, in fact, real:
http://www.clanram.com/forums/pictur...&pictureid=633

Is this photograph evidence of the existence of Dez, or is it just a cruel hoax?

You decide...

Sidenote: pun intended.

I've wondered this myself. Maybe we're all doing a good job?:D

The bigger question is, does Dez still attend Bash's? His presence is missed big time. You hear that Dez??

Hey....The chupacabre is not a legend, I have one as a pet. You see we have a pesky goat problem around were I live and he really thins the herd.

The answer is obvious to those of us that know and truly love him. He has been tied up round the clock for quite some time acting in a new series of films co-starring Ron Jeremy.

Ramming speed to all

general counsel

Hopefully he will be at the Bash with some more of those awesome $5 ClanRam shirts!! Mine is getting a bit worn out!

The Urban man out in the countryside! :ram:

I fear that I must report that Dez is undertaking a dangerous journey in order to make it to the Bash this year. The picture below shows Dez as he is being liquored up by his friends before he attempts to cross the Atlantic on his Harley. Hurricane Earl be damned! Nothing will deter this Scotsman as he gives the Braveheart pre-battle salute to wind, rain, volcano, and shark.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._6059091_n.jpg

In reality, he's being fitted for a toupee. They are having trouble finding enough hair donors...Phillip and I have cornered the market.

I think he is having too much fun riding and he has forgot about football.

I always thought Dez was a myth concocted to frighten small children. They say if you stand in front of a mirror in the dark and repeat "Montana to Rice" ten times, when you open your eyes, the lights will turn on and Dez will be there standing behind you ready to ban.

Here he is!!

http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/o...oxrokx/FEZ.jpg

I think as he was building the ClanRam "Wall of Fame" he might have bricked himself in.

;)

:D LOL ! ! ! Great posts (enjoy, Dez).

In light of the fact that Dez is either (a) a myth, or (b) departed for the Grey Havens, I think it is time...

FOR THE GLORIOUS AVENGER REVOLUTION!!!

I hereby declare that this site shall hereafter be known as:

AVENGERCLAN.COM!!!!!

All will bow to me!
You will sing to me in tribute!
Your souls are mine!

Bwahahaahahahahaha!!!!!!