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    Whiner Fan vs Ram Fan ..

    A Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a San Francisco Forty-Niners fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Whiners' fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?' 'Because I'm not a San Francisco fan,' she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a San Francisco fan, then who are you a fan of?' 'I am a Rams fan, and proud of it!' Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Rams fan?' 'Because my mum is a Rams fan, and my dad is a Rams fan, so I'm a Rams fan too!' 'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Rams fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time... What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then? 'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Whiners fan.'

    Mary is no dummy ..


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    Re: Whiner Fan vs Ram Fan ..

    Haaaaaa-haa-haaa! ...LOL!!! You tell'em Mary! RAMS BABEEE!

    Good one Maui. Reminds me of the teacher and her little student boy that believes in the story of Jonah and the whale.
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    Re: Whiner Fan vs Ram Fan ..

    Quote Originally Posted by RealRam View Post
    Haaaaaa-haa-haaa! ...LOL!!! You tell'em Mary! RAMS BABEEE!

    Good one Maui. Reminds me of the teacher and her little student boy that believes in the story of Jonah and the whale.
    Careful RR don't make fun of the whales man, remember what happend to Ahab and his motely crew!

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    Re: Whiner Fan vs Ram Fan ..

    Quote Originally Posted by MauiRam View Post
    A Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a San Francisco Forty-Niners fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Whiners' fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?' 'Because I'm not a San Francisco fan,' she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a San Francisco fan, then who are you a fan of?' 'I am a Rams fan, and proud of it!' Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Rams fan?' 'Because my mum is a Rams fan, and my dad is a Rams fan, so I'm a Rams fan too!' 'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Rams fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time... What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then? 'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Whiners fan.'

    Mary is no dummy ..

    This is a great story, and can be used for so many different scenarios. I recently saw one on facebook where the mom was an idiot, the dad was a moron, and the teacher was an obama fan.

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    Haaaaaa-haa-haaa! ...LOL!!! You tell'em Mary! RAMS BABEEE!

    Good one Maui. Reminds me of the teacher and her little student boy that believes in the story of Jonah and the whale.
    Careful there... The Bible says it, I believe it, and that settles it. It is easier for me to believe the Jonah story than to believe the human race game from a single cell organism story.


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    Re: Whiner Fan vs Ram Fan ..

    Quote Originally Posted by Gap View Post

    Careful there... The Bible says it, I believe it, and that settles it. It is easier for me to believe the Jonah story than to believe the human race game from a single cell organism story.


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    Oh, I'm careful alright. Please see PM. Thanks.

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    Re: Whiner Fan vs Ram Fan ..

    Quote Originally Posted by RealRam View Post
    Oh, I'm careful alright. Please see PM. Thanks.
    I did forget to include a smiley, so I will edit the post to include it. Sorry.


    No offense taken, and good joke in the PM.


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    Re: Whiner Fan vs Ram Fan ..

    I got a good laugh from that HAHAH!!

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    Re: Whiner Fan vs Ram Fan ..

    What a great story. Should be told in every classroom.

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