View Poll Results: Why has Bell lost so much weight?

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  • If you watched the Rams play every day, you'd lose your appetite too.

    13 50.00%
  • Made a preseason deal giving Bernie dibs on his food in exchange for positive coverage.

    2 7.69%
  • He does not make enough money to feed his family and himself.

    4 15.38%
  • Picked up tapeworm during training camp.

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  • Hoping to try out for WR next year.

    2 7.69%
  • Trying to impress Marie Osmond.

    3 11.54%
  • Symptom of curse resulting from EJD being built on Native American burial ground.

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    Why has Jacob Bell lost so much weight?

    I've read that he's down to around 280. That's not good for an OG. What happened?


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    Re: Why has Jacob Bell lost so much weight?

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam View Post
    I've read that he's down to around 280. That's not good for an OG. What happened?
    He's decided to become the national spokeman for Nutri-System.

    P.S. I've had all kinds of Karen Carpenter comments floating around in my head, but I decided that since discretion is the better part of valor I should just refrain. However, with your comment about Marie Osmond...hmmm..

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    Re: Why has Jacob Bell lost so much weight?

    My guess is that if he has any pride at all? The RAMS loss column has affected his appetite. Also the Doughnut Brothers don't play here anymore.

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    Re: Why has Jacob Bell lost so much weight?

    I'm not surprised. Opposing DTs have been eating his lunch all year.
    "Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning." --- Hesiod

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    Re: Why has Jacob Bell lost so much weight?

    Quote Originally Posted by HUbison View Post
    I'm not surprised. Opposing DTs have been eating his lunch all year.
    Man! I come up with 7 good choices and HUb tops them all in one shot!

    Definitely giving you some rep for that one after I spread some around!

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    Re: Why has Jacob Bell lost so much weight?

    Quote Originally Posted by RAMarkable View Post
    P.S. I've had all kinds of Karen Carpenter comments floating around in my head, but I decided that since discretion is the better part of valor I should just refrain. However, with your comment about Marie Osmond...hmmm..
    If it bends, its funny....

    If it breaks....

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    Re: Why has Jacob Bell lost so much weight?

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam View Post
    Man! I come up with 7 good choices and HUb tops them all in one shot!

    Definitely giving you some rep for that one after I spread some around!
    Any day I can make an attorney laugh is a good day in my book.

    Thank you folks, I'll be here all week.
    "Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning." --- Hesiod

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    Re: Why has Jacob Bell lost so much weight?

    You guys are all wrong
    Scotty was in the process of converting him into a TE because he already signed all the rest of the available ones
    "There's only one way to succeed in anything, and that is to give it everything. I do, and I demand that my players do."
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    Re: Why has Jacob Bell lost so much weight?

    I heard from a reputable source that Jenny Craig got hold of him... her and her damn big man fetish

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    Re: Why has Jacob Bell lost so much weight?

    He thought undersized linemen is what's "IN" nowadays, so he had to clean himself up and maintain his dreadlocks to pick up the ladies.

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    Re: Why has Jacob Bell lost so much weight?

    He's is trying to get cut for being underweight...
    "The disappointment of losing is huge!"

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    Re: Why has Jacob Bell lost so much weight?

    No ... Bell man just wants to return punt kicks to help Special Teams.

    280 is just not enough for an OL. No wonder teams have been pushing our weight around!

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    Re: Why has Jacob Bell lost so much weight?

    The Bachelor and Dancing With The Stars have been calling asking him on. Instead however he's losing weight to go on his new show on VH-1 "A Lamb For Love." Tune in this summer to see if at least one Rams player can score.
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    Re: Why has Jacob Bell lost so much weight?

    I'd be trying to lose weight too if I was scoring as little as any number of players on the Rams would be.

    In all seriousness, he should get checked for Diabetes.

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    Re: Why has Jacob Bell lost so much weight?

    He's probly trying to cut back on the food since he's seen how much Bulger has choked...

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