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    You might be a boring Rams fan.

    I know times are hard, but lately, things are getting a tad bit tedious around here. The problem is, there are too many posters who can't distinguish between cliche and actual insight. Seriously, if I want to read hackneyed, knee-jerk reactions masquerading as analysis, I'll read a Bernie column.

    So... to borrow from Jeff Foxworthy, here's my list titled...

    You might be a boring Rams fan.

    If you think posts that communicate nothing more than "Bulger sucks" are insightful... you might be a boring Rams fan.

    If you think that you can diagnose Steven Jackson and label him "soft"... you might be a boring Rams fan.

    If you are more interested in Kurt Warner's stats than the Rams' results... you might be a boring Rams fan.

    If you are still talking about the Rams moving back to Los Angeles... you might be a boring Rams fan.

    If you can't tell the difference between overall poor drafting and labeling every pick made by the Rams a "bust"... you might be a boring Rams fan.

    Oh... and if you think Tim Tebow is the solution to the Rams' problems... you might be a boring Rams fan, an insufferable Gator fan, and a redneck.


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    Re: You might be a boring Rams fan.

    Better to be a boring Rams fan than no Rams fan at all! The excitement builds to a climax right before Gametime each Sunday in anticipation of a good showing from our team. The letdowns have been hard to take and the tediousness around here reflects the Rams play on the field the past few seasons.
    All RAMS fan will be STOKED as we go up against the Fortyniners, no doubt!
    The boredom sets in only when the Rams are less than successful, til the next Sunday when the joy and excitement returns.

    YOU KNOW YOU'RE A RAMS FAN.....WHEN YOU LOVE THEM WITH ALL YOUR HEART, NO MATTER WHAT!
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    Re: You might be a boring Rams fan.

    Quote Originally Posted by dgr828 View Post
    Better to be a boring Rams fan than no Rams fan at all!
    I'm not sure that's true.

    The excitement builds to a climax right before Gametime each Sunday in anticipation of a good showing from our team. The letdowns have been hard to take and the tediousness around here reflects the Rams play on the field the past few seasons.
    That's an explanation, not an excuse.

    YOU KNOW YOU'RE A RAMS FAN.....WHEN YOU LOVE THEM WITH ALL YOUR HEART, NO MATTER WHAT!
    Great. That's a wonderful sentiment. It has nothing to do with my point, but its just peachy.

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    Re: You might be a boring Rams fan.

    AV this is borderline best post ever. I would rep you but I need to spread the love around first.

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    Re: You might be a boring Rams fan.

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam View Post

    Oh... and if you think Tim Tebow is the solution to the Rams' problems... you might be a boring Rams fan, an insufferable Gator fan, and a redneck.
    I'm just as tired of the Tebow talks. Hopefully this will get through their heads.

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    Re: You might be a boring Rams fan.

    Hey I'm a redneck and I don't think Tebow is the answer... at least in the first round anyways

    And momma always said boring is as boring does... Watching our offense go three and out and the fact that Thomas Jones' Grandma could get a first down against us doesn't give too much to talk about that we all don't already know... Bulger sucks and Tye Hill and Alex Barron are BUSTS! And i'll always love Kurt, plus he is tearing it up in my fantasy league.

    Now was it an all of the above type deal? Because I don't think Jackson is soft or the Rams should move any farther away from southern Illinois.

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    Re: You might be a boring Rams fan.

    You might be a boring Rams fan if you created this thread

    Sorry Avenger


    Always and Forever a fan of the St. Louis Rams

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    Re: You might be a boring Rams fan.

    Quote Originally Posted by C-Mob 71 View Post
    And i'll always love Kurt, plus he is tearing it up in my fantasy league.
    I have Warner sitting on the bench on my FF league and he is doing pretty good there. Now Leon Washington is another matter....he is pulling in some points.

    Nice post avenger.... I am not a boring rams fan.

    I was trying to diagnose Steven Jackson's problems for a little bit, and then I realized, I don't know enough about injuries and rehab to discuss it. He may not be "soft", but he gets injured often and he is sitting on the sidelines too much for my liking. There are some guys like Westbrook who are always injured and always playing.
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    Re: You might be a boring Rams fan.

    YOU KNOW YOU'RE A RAMS FAN.....WHEN YOU LOVE THEM WITH ALL YOUR HEART, NO MATTER WHAT! Thanks dgr828

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    Re: You might be a boring Rams fan.

    Good post. I loved it.

    GO RAMS.

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    Re: You might be a boring Rams fan.

    Quote Originally Posted by Varg6 View Post
    You might be a boring Rams fan if you created this thread

    Sorry Avenger
    Good one!
    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam View Post
    I know times are hard, but lately, things are getting a tad bit tedious around here. The problem is, there are too many posters who can't distinguish between cliche and actual insight. Seriously, if I want to read hackneyed, knee-jerk reactions masquerading as analysis, I'll read a Bernie column.

    So... to borrow from Jeff Foxworthy, here's my list titled...

    You might be a boring Rams fan.

    If you think posts that communicate nothing more than "Bulger sucks" are insightful... you might be a boring Rams fan.

    If you think that you can diagnose Steven Jackson and label him "soft"... you might be a boring Rams fan.

    If you are more interested in Kurt Warner's stats than the Rams' results... you might be a boring Rams fan.

    If you are still talking about the Rams moving back to Los Angeles... you might be a boring Rams fan.

    If you can't tell the difference between overall poor drafting and labeling every pick made by the Rams a "bust"... you might be a boring Rams fan.

    Oh... and if you think Tim Tebow is the solution to the Rams' problems... you might be a boring Rams fan, an insufferable Gator fan, and a redneck.
    Dang I"m african-american, and appearantly I never knew I could be from the inner city and be a redneck; I just love the guys leadership skills.

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    Re: You might be a boring Rams fan.

    I may or may not be a boring ram fan.

    But I sure am bored of the way they are performing.

    Its beyond comparison, reason.
    The Breakfast Club. You want cheese with that?

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