"Adelphia is the battle field!"
As the sun rose, a mighty spirit walked upon the plains of Adelphia. His stature was great and his eyes were of the wind, unable to hide the freedom that cried for release within. He was an Eagle! And he brought unto the House of Adelphia, his fellow winged warriors.
Zeus looked down upon his temple, the home of the gods, and spied the trespassers. He cried unto them, "Thou darest to come unto mine temple, armed and battle ready, you sag religious pheasants??!!" McNabb merely laughed and screamed back, "Aye! We have come to battle your TITANS to prove our worth as warriors!!"
Zeus scowled at McNabb's contempt, while hiding his pleasure of witnessing bravery underneath. "Thou art courageous, birdman McNabb; foolhardy as well, but brave. If battle is what you seek...THEN BATTLE IS WHAT YOU GET!!"
McNabb began to pray to his own gods as the heavens parted and the holy blue lights of 65 monolithic titans descended downward like aquarius rain.
"On this day of combat, we look upon ourselves, think of those whom we love...and know that which we fight for. We shall storm the end zones and shake the pillars of heaven!! God, give us strength, GRANT US VICTORY!! For we come to battle...and we fight to win."
The Titans, lead by the heroic McNair and the valorous George stepped forward, raised their weapons, and prepared to test themselves as much as the Eagles. Of weather or not the gods listened to McNabb or they yet guided the Titans...we shall see.