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    Channing Crowder is either an idiot or a comic genius

    Crowder learns he wonít need translator in London
    By Tim Graham
    Wednesday, October 24, 2007, 07:54 PM

    Maybe he was joking, but gregarious Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder confessed today he didnít know until Tuesday that people spoke English in London.

    Crowder, a former Florida Gator and Atlanta native, apparently isnít sure where the plane is headed when it takes off this afternoon for Sundayís game against the New York Giants in Wembley Stadium.

    ďI couldnít find London on a map if they didnít have the names of the countries,Ē Crowder said. ďI swear to God. I donít know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that.

    ďI know (Washington Redskins linebacker) London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. Thatís the closest thing I know to London. Heís black, so Iím sure heís not from London. Iím sure thatís a coincidental name.Ē

    When reminded Dolphins practice squad receiver and NFL Europe veteran Marvin Allen is from London, Crowderís standup routine didnít miss a beat.

    ďHeís from London?Ē Crowder said. ďI knew he was from over there because he talks funny. I was surprised (when they met) because ó I donít want to say he didnít look the part because thatís a stereotype ó but he didnít look the part. I heard him talk, and I thought he had a recorder and was just mouthing.Ē


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    Re: Channing Crowder is either an idiot or a comic genius

    He sure comes across as an idiot to me...

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    Re: Channing Crowder is either an idiot or a comic genius

    Cracking jokes......on an 0-7 team. Most certainly, idiot!
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    Re: Channing Crowder is either an idiot or a comic genius

    ďI couldnít find London on a map if they didnít have the names of the countries,Ē Crowder said. ďI swear to God. I donít know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that.
    Good to see that third grade level education is paying off. Do you think Jay Leno would love to have this guy on a "jaywalking" segment?

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    Re: Channing Crowder is either an idiot or a comic genius

    This guy was from what college?


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    Re: Channing Crowder is either an idiot or a comic genius

    Stanford or Harvard I forget

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    Re: Channing Crowder is either an idiot or a comic genius

    woooooooooooooooooooooooooow how is it that easy to get into Florida. You cant pretend to be that dumb.

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    Re: Channing Crowder is either an idiot or a comic genius

    haha, I seen this on t.v. and laughed so hard. Jason Taylor was getting interviewed and there was a lot of talking in the background, so he yells "Could You Guys Be a Little Quieter?!!!" And then they all like quiet down and you can hear Channing go "WHAAAAAAAAAT" Like as if he was Lil Jon. God it was hilarious.

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