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-10-25-2007 #1
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Channing Crowder is either an idiot or a comic genius
Crowder learns he won’t need translator in London
By Tim Graham
Wednesday, October 24, 2007, 07:54 PM
Maybe he was joking, but gregarious Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder confessed today he didn’t know until Tuesday that people spoke English in London.
Crowder, a former Florida Gator and Atlanta native, apparently isn’t sure where the plane is headed when it takes off this afternoon for Sunday’s game against the New York Giants in Wembley Stadium.
“I couldn’t find London on a map if they didn’t have the names of the countries,” Crowder said. “I swear to God. I don’t know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that.
“I know (Washington Redskins linebacker) London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That’s the closest thing I know to London. He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name.”
When reminded Dolphins practice squad receiver and NFL Europe veteran Marvin Allen is from London, Crowder’s standup routine didn’t miss a beat.
“He’s from London?” Crowder said. “I knew he was from over there because he talks funny. I was surprised (when they met) because — I don’t want to say he didn’t look the part because that’s a stereotype — but he didn’t look the part. I heard him talk, and I thought he had a recorder and was just mouthing.”
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-10-25-2007 #2
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Re: Channing Crowder is either an idiot or a comic genius
He sure comes across as an idiot to me...
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-10-25-2007 #3
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Re: Channing Crowder is either an idiot or a comic genius
Cracking jokes......on an 0-7 team. Most certainly, idiot!
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-10-25-2007 #4
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Re: Channing Crowder is either an idiot or a comic genius
Good to see that third grade level education is paying off. Do you think Jay Leno would love to have this guy on a "jaywalking" segment?“I couldn’t find London on a map if they didn’t have the names of the countries,” Crowder said. “I swear to God. I don’t know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that.
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-10-25-2007 #5
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Re: Channing Crowder is either an idiot or a comic genius
This guy was from what college?
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-10-25-2007 #6
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Re: Channing Crowder is either an idiot or a comic genius
Stanford or Harvard I forget
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-10-25-2007 #7
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Re: Channing Crowder is either an idiot or a comic genius
woooooooooooooooooooooooooow how is it that easy to get into Florida. You cant pretend to be that dumb.
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-10-25-2007 #8
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Re: Channing Crowder is either an idiot or a comic genius
haha, I seen this on t.v. and laughed so hard. Jason Taylor was getting interviewed and there was a lot of talking in the background, so he yells "Could You Guys Be a Little Quieter?!!!" And then they all like quiet down and you can hear Channing go "WHAAAAAAAAAT" Like as if he was Lil Jon. God it was hilarious.
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