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    Favorite football names?

    Past and present, what are yours?

    One of my favorites has to be the best name ever for a quarterback: Chuck Long. I don't know much about his real world NFL career, but on Tecmo Super Bowl, I loved putting him in when I needed a last second long ball. He lofts it perfectly for Henry to make a jump catch.


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    Re: Favorite football names?

    I thought Mack Strong had the best football name ever. But he retired, so as a close second I nominate "Stylez G. White" from the Bucs.

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    Re: Favorite football names?

    Willie Makeit is my all time favorite.

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    Re: Favorite football names?

    How about Tom Mack. With that name, he was born to be an O lineman. Kind of like naming your child Jeeves. You know he's going to grow up to be a butler.

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    Re: Favorite football names?

    Vikes backup Center in the early 70's ........ Godfrey Zaunbrecher.
    If they started a football team at Hogwarts, the head coach would be Godfrey Zaunbrecher.


    Worst football name ever: Chad Ochocinco
    What happens to him when he winds up on a team that already has an 85? Does he change his name again? And nevermind that "Ochocinco" does not translate to "Eighty-five". Way to go, numbnuts.
    "Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning." --- Hesiod

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    Re: Favorite football names?

    Flipper Anderson

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    Re: Favorite football names?

    Colt McCoy anyone?

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    Re: Favorite football names?

    Quote Originally Posted by HUbison View Post
    And nevermind that "Ochocinco" does not translate to "Eighty-five". Way to go, numbnuts.
    You get a big "Child, please" for that

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    Re: Favorite football names?

    Quote Originally Posted by cfh128 View Post
    You get a big "Child, please" for that
    Care to clarify?
    "Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning." --- Hesiod

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    Re: Favorite football names?

    Muhammed-Kabeer Olarewaju Gbaja-Biamila. Also anyone with the name Tank or something in that nature.

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    Re: Favorite football names?

    Al Alfalava of the bears lolololol. I SACK that name!

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    Re: Favorite football names?

    Tshimanga "Tim" Biakabutuka.

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    Re: Favorite football names?

    Quentin Jammer is just a perfect name for a big hiiting NFL Corner.

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    Craphonso Thorpe... I bet he didn't take crap off of anyone!

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    Re: Favorite football names?

    Quote Originally Posted by HUbison View Post
    Care to clarify?
    I haven't seen Hard Knocks, but I heard that Ochocinco's "catch phrase" was 'Child, please.' Or, he says it a lot. Don't think cfh meant it as an insult.

    It is hilarious that Ocho spent all that time to be allowed to change his name, then forgets to put a freakin' space in between the numbers.

    How about Super Duper? Another silly, legal name change (formerly Mark).

    Reggie Corner is another fitting name for a CB.

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