No charge for these tidbits:
Steven Jackson - Don't talk to the press again until after you've had back-to-back 100 yard rushing games.
Marc Bulger - We love the whole Zen thing, Marc, but don't be afraid to pump your fist once or twice this season.
Jimmy Kennedy - On the first play of preseason against the Colts, before the ball is snapped, burst through the line and hit Peyton Manning. Then punch the center and a couple of guards. Get thrown out of the game. Then, take all that craziness, and apply it - within the rules - for the rest of the year.
Brett Favre - Retire... and make the annuncement before the draft.
Lavar Arrington - Fire the Postons.
Tye Law - Fire the Postons.
Charles Woodson - Fire the Postons.
LenDale White - Go on a diet, hit the gym, run a good 40 time, and show some urgency. Don't be the next Maurice Clarett.
Duante Culpepper - Stay away from South Beach.
Nick Saban - Make it a point to smile at least once a decade.
Mike Holmgren - Stop whining.
Terrell Owens - Never, ever, speak in public, in front of a camera, or on the radio again. You may want to consider actually having your voice box removed. Oh, and stop "writing" books too.
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