Free PR Advice for some NFL personalities

**AvengerRam** · -04-08-2006

No charge for these tidbits:

Steven Jackson - Don't talk to the press again until after you've had back-to-back 100 yard rushing games.

Marc Bulger - We love the whole Zen thing, Marc, but don't be afraid to pump your fist once or twice this season.

Jimmy Kennedy - On the first play of preseason against the Colts, before the ball is snapped, burst through the line and hit Peyton Manning. Then punch the center and a couple of guards. Get thrown out of the game. Then, take all that craziness, and apply it - within the rules - for the rest of the year.

Brett Favre - Retire... and make the annuncement before the draft.

Lavar Arrington - Fire the Postons.

Tye Law - Fire the Postons.

Charles Woodson - Fire the Postons.

LenDale White - Go on a diet, hit the gym, run a good 40 time, and show some urgency. Don't be the next Maurice Clarett.

Duante Culpepper - Stay away from South Beach.

Nick Saban - Make it a point to smile at least once a decade.

Mike Holmgren - Stop whining.

Terrell Owens - Never, ever, speak in public, in front of a camera, or on the radio again. You may want to consider actually having your voice box removed. Oh, and stop "writing" books too.

***Rip32*** · -04-08-2006

The advise for Jimmy Kennedy is just confusing

***RAM-BO*** · -04-08-2006

Originally Posted by AvengerRam

Terrell Owens - Never, ever, speak in public, in front of a camera, or on the radio again. You may want to consider actually having your voice box removed. Oh, and stop "writing" books too.

For that PR advice my only reply is: DO YOU GOT YOUR POPCORN READY?

**AvengerRam** · -04-08-2006

Originally Posted by Rip32

The advise for Jimmy Kennedy is just confusing

Just want to see a bit more aggression from the big guy, that's all. Plus, having opposing teams think he's nuts couldn't hurt.

***RamsFan4ever*** · -04-08-2006

Originally Posted by AvengerRam

Jimmy Kennedy - On the first play of preseason against the Colts, before the ball is snapped, burst through the line and hit Peyton Manning. Then punch the center and a couple of guards. Get thrown out of the game. Then, take all that craziness, and apply it - within the rules - for the rest of the year.

maybe this will make peyton manning snap the ball faster.........in madden he pisses me off he takes so long calling his audibles......but wouldnt Kennedy be fined so much money??