Quote Originally Posted by Ted Carlson
The pressing question on everyone's lips is if Owens will emerge from his Chocolate Parlour (with his Oompa Loompas) and delight the people of Lehigh Valley. Owens and his agent, Mr. Slugsworth, are attempting to squeeze more money out of the Eagles, but given the franchise's history in that department, they'd have a better chance of getting Tom Cruise to see a psychiatrist.
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