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    "Pac Man" to change his name?

    Dallas Cowboys cornerback Pacman Jones announced today that he no longer wants to be known as Pacman Jones, but instead Dig Dug Jones: “Pacman is a straight up pussy game compared to Dig Dug,” said Jones. “Pacman just eats stuff. In Dig Dug you could blow people up or crush them with a rock. That’s totally how I roll.”

    Jones is working to change his image after a season of being out of the NFL due to a league suspension for multiple arrests.

    “People are doubting me, so I have to come stronger and harder than ever,” said Jones. “I don’t need people saying I’m some small, little yellow guy or cracking on me calling me ‘Ms. Pacman.’ No way. I mean, notice there was never any ‘Ms. Dig Dug.’ That’s because Dig Dug would drop a rock on a *****.”



    Dallas owner Jerry Jones says he is happy to have the troubled player in a Cowboys uniform regardless of his name.

    “This is a fine young man who made a few mistakes,” said Jerry Jones. “And we are simply allowing him a chance to prove himself. I expect nothing but the best behavior from Dig Douglas.”

    The former Titans star hopes to live up to his owner’s expectations.

    “I don’t know how many more chances I’ll get,” he said. “You can only hit the reset button so many times before all of your accomplishments are tainted. Dig Dug taught me that. And now the whole league is about to be taught that you don’t f—k with Dig Dug Jones. And that goes for everyone – wide receivers, quarterbacks, red, glasses-wearing tomato-looking things, even fire-breathing green dragons. Dig Dug will mess you up.”

    SportsPickle.com - Pacman Jones Changes His Name to Tougher Dig Dug Jones

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    Re: "Pac Man" to change his name?

    lol.. dig douglas... now that is effin' funny.

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    Re: "Pac Man" to change his name?

    Dig Dug? Sheeeeesh! Where do these kids come from? An NFL player called Dig Dug?! IMUS will be all over this one!

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    Re: "Pac Man" to change his name?

    Adam "Q-bert" Jones?

    Adam "Sonic the Hedgehog" Jones?

    Adam "Pitfall Harry" Jones?

    Ugh.

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    Re: "Pac Man" to change his name?

    Adam "Chris Henry" Jones!


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    Re: "Pac Man" to change his name?

    ADAM "RAINMAN" JONES.....Because he makes it RAIN on dem... @#$%*'s!!!!
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    Re: "Pac Man" to change his name?

    Adam "that little blip that went back and forth on the screen when playing Pong" Jones.
    "Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning." --- Hesiod

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