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    A summary of NFL news (to save you the trouble of searching the Net)

    Here is a summary of recent NFL news:
    • All of the Patriots' moves, even those involving the acquisition of players who have never stayed healthy, been malcontents, or are older than dirt, are pure genius.
    • Brett Favre just wants to win. He doesn't want to practice anymore, mind you, but he just wants to win.
    • Terrell Owens has nothing but bad things to say about Bill Parcells, but he's a really a good guy who is going to be a positive influence on the Cowboys this year.
    • Michael Vick really can run an underground dog fighting ring and is fast becoming the next Pacman Jones not to mention that he's really progressing as a dropback passer we hope because, man, he's really making us look silly for giving him so much attention over the years.
    • The Cardinals are an up and coming team that will challenge for the NFC West title (this story is environmentally friendly as it has been repeatedly recycled).
    • No Bengal has been arrested in the past month.
    • The Lions signed 18 undrafted free agents. All of them are WRs.
    • Only two players showed up for the Bears' mini-camp. The rest are holding out for new deals. The two who showed up, Rex Grossman and Devin Hester, spent camp playing catch. Grossman overthrew Hester 6 out of every 10 throws.
    • Washington is trying to trade for all of the Bears' holdouts.
    • Chris Berman has predicted a San Francisco vs. New England Super Bowl, with (in unprecedented fashion) both teams emerging as champion.
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    Re: A summary of NFL news (to save you the trouble of searching the Net)

    I could be wrong but I always thought that Berman was a Tampa Bay Buccaneer fan.

    Therefore,

    Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. New England Patriots in the SUPERBOWL?

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    Re: A summary of NFL news (to save you the trouble of searching the Net)

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam View Post
    Here is a summary of recent NFL news:
    • Only two players showed up for the Bears' mini-camp. The rest are holding out for new deals. The two who showed up, Rex Grossman and Devin Hester, spent camp playing catch. Grossman overthrew Hester 6 out of every 10 throws.
    haha thats pretty funny.

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    Re: A summary of NFL news (to save you the trouble of searching the Net)

    Quote Originally Posted by laram0 View Post
    I could be wrong but I always thought that Berman was a Tampa Bay Buccaneer fan.

    Therefore,

    Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. New England Patriots in the SUPERBOWL?

    haha. I can imagine him saying that

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    Re: A summary of NFL news (to save you the trouble of searching the Net)

    Very Nice...
    RnD

    GO RAMS!!

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    Re: A summary of NFL news (to save you the trouble of searching the Net)

    Didn't a Bengals linebacker get arrested two days ago?... Guess they just all took a month off of crime. Maybe thye took there families on nice vacations to terriorize some nice little vacation spot.

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    Re: A summary of NFL news (to save you the trouble of searching the Net)

    Yup, a Bengal got busted for being stupid. How fitting that the mascot wears stripes.

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