A friend sent me this joke, and I about fell out of my chair. This may be an old joke, but I thought it was too funny not to pass on.
Subject: Vikings
Q: What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a
TV watching the Super
Bowl?
A: The Minnesota Vikings.
Q: What do the Minnesota Vikings and Billy Graham have
in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell
"Jesus Christ."
Q: How do you keep a Minnesota Viking out of your
yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in the Twin Cities in case of a
tornado?
A: To the dome - they never get a touchdown there.
Q: What do you call a Minnesota Viking with a Super
Bowl ring?
A: A thief!!
Q: Why was the Minnesota coach upset when the Vikings
play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q: What's the difference between the Minnesota Vikings
and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: How many Minnesota Vikings does it take to win a
Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we will never find out.
Q: What do the Minnesota Vikings and possums have in
common?
A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the
road).
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