ClanRam Elite

*AlphaRam* · #1 (**permalink**) -02-08-2007

http://freemeeting.0.football.nfl.co...fdc7de33037adc

Password: ninerssuck

This is a NFL.com league. They score your team as the games progress. I cannot even alter the scores. Even bigredman is joining...but don't let that scare you away.

I will make a custom football figure for the winner of the league. The only stipulation is that if the player you want is a player that I cannot find pictures for, you must provide the pictures. Deacon Jones, Eric Dickerson, Bob Waterfield, Steven jackson....you decide if you win. I only ask that you do not request a player in a Pro Bowl uniform...I haven't mastered those Pro Bowl uniforms yet!

*AlphaRam* · #2 (**permalink**) -02-08-2007

I apologize - I posred the password with only one "s". It is posted correctly now.

*AlphaRam* · #3 (**permalink**) -03-08-2007

The league is down to 5 teams available.. If you are thinking about this league, I would not hesitate.

My myspace page address is listed below - you can check out the figures that I make. You could be the winner....but you cannot win if you do not enter.

*RamFan_Til_I_Die* · #4 (**permalink**) -03-08-2007

SO how do I see a list of managers in our league...can't find the link anywhere

*AlphaRam* · #5 (**permalink**) -04-08-2007

Click "League Details" and there will be a list...which is currently at 8 owners.

Gold 'n Blue Gladiators
RAMS 2007
DA NFC WEST CHAMPS!
RamFan_Til_I_Die
Kilted Warrior
ramsbruce
AlphaRam
CanadianRam!

*badmoforamfan* · #6 (**permalink**) -04-08-2007

Alpha, you know I gotta get some of that.

*AlphaRam* · #7 (**permalink**) -04-08-2007

Come get you some! lol Glad to have you aboard.

3 teams available....who is going to win a custom football figure?

Some of the custom figures that I am working on currently include:

James Harris
Lawrence McCutcheon
Merlin Olsen
Marshall Faulk
Kevin Greene
Eric Dickerson
Ron Jaworski (1/2 Ram, 1/2 Eagle)
Poca Dots High School Player

*RamFan_Til_I_Die* · #8 (**permalink**) -07-08-2007

One spot left...c'mon you sissy marys...are you scared or somethin'?

**Nick** · #9 (**permalink**) -07-08-2007

Just joined, let's do it!

*AlphaRam* · #10 (**permalink**) -07-08-2007

All of the slots for teams are now filled up.

Good luck to all who have joined. One additional incentive...if I end up winning the league (as I am sure I will), I will make the custom figure for the runner-up.

*AlphaRam* · #11 (**permalink**) -07-08-2007

By the way, on opening day of the league, the word "ramparts" will be removed from the national anthem.

Now, to some questions and answers:

1. BigRedMan: If I win, will you make Dennis, the gay QB for the Eagles, from the 70's TV show called "SOAP"?

Answer: Sure, if you can scan all of those autographed photos you have of him.

2. ramsbruce: If you made a Deacon Jones figure, could it beat a whole team of Mike Ditkas?

Answer: Certainly, he'd headslap all of them until all of their heads were ringing.

3. BigRedMan: If I wanted another figure of myself, could I model nude.

Answer: Oh hell no!

*AlphaRam* · #12 (**permalink**) -06-09-2007

The first game kicks off tomorrow and NFL.com will lockout the rosters 5 minutes before the game.

Here's the schedule for Game 1.

Quote:

Gold 'n Blue Gladiators at CanadianRam!
RAMS 2007 at the Dumbasss
ramsbruce at Kilted Warrior
DA NFC WEST CHAMPS! at The Silencers
Flagellant Pornstars at RamFan_Til_I_Die
The Dudes at AlphaRam

**laram0** · #13 (**permalink**) -07-09-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlphaRam

http://freemeeting.0.football.nfl.co...fdc7de33037adc

Password: ninerssuck

This is a NFL.com league. They score your team as the games progress. I cannot even alter the scores. Even bigredman is joining...but don't let that scare you away.

I will make a custom football figure for the winner of the league. The only stipulation is that if the player you want is a player that I cannot find pictures for, you must provide the pictures. Deacon Jones, Eric Dickerson, Bob Waterfield, Steven jackson....you decide if you win. I only ask that you do not request a player in a Pro Bowl uniform...I haven't mastered those Pro Bowl uniforms yet!

Not if but when I win this league I'll be requesting a custom football figurine of you and BIGREDMAN.

*RamFan_Til_I_Die* · #14 (**permalink**) -07-09-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by laram0

Not if but when I win this league I'll be requesting a custom football figurine of you and BIGREDMAN.

Now in stores the bigredman action figure, with new, kung fu, ass grabbing grip!

*AlphaRam* · #15 (**permalink**) -12-09-2007

Standings

Overall · Breakdown · Power

Week: 1 Standings

Central Division
Team W L T PCT GB Strk Div Wks PF Back PA
CanadianRam! 1 0 0 1.000 0 W1 1-0-0 0 114.0 6.0 101.0
the Dumbasss 1 0 0 1.000 0 W1 1-0-0 0 81.0 39.0 68.0
Gold 'n Blue Gladiators 0 1 0 0.000 1 L1 0-1-0 0 101.0 19.0 114.0
RAMS 2007 0 1 0 0.000 1 L1 0-1-0 0 68.0 52.0 81.0

East Division
Team W L T PCT GB Strk Div Wks PF Back PA
The Dudes 1 0 0 1.000 0 W1 1-0-0 1 120.0 0.0 114.0
RamFan_Til_I_Die 1 0 0 1.000 0 W1 1-0-0 0 92.0 28.0 77.0
AlphaRam 0 1 0 0.000 1 L1 0-1-0 0 114.0 6.0 120.0
Flagellant Pornstars 0 1 0 0.000 1 L1 0-1-0 0 77.0 43.0 92.0

West Division
Team W L T PCT GB Strk Div Wks PF Back PA
ramsbruce 1 0 0 1.000 0 W1 1-0-0 0 106.0 14.0 101.0
DA NFC WEST CHAMPS! 1 0 0 1.000 0 W1 1-0-0 0 86.0 34.0 69.0
Kilted Warrior 0 1 0 0.000 1 L1 0-1-0 0 101.0 19.0 106.0
The Silencers 0 1 0 0.000 1 L1 0-1-0 0 69.0 51.0 86.0