Gold league smack

[AlphaRam]

Originally Posted by bigredman

Two wins in a row....here comes the big red machine...the flaming kilts are playoff bound...now to take care of my light work (i.e. AlphaRam).

No way!

You are "Break Dancin'" and I am "Break Dancin' 2: Electric Bugaloo" - you cannot compare.

[AlphaRam]

1. BA Bombers 8-1-0 .889 929.00 W-6 11 5
2. Donkey Punching 6-3-0 .667 801.00 L-1 4 6
3. AlphaRam 6-3-0 .667 800.00 W-4 8 26
4. FlagellantPornstars 6-3-0 .667 786.00 W-1 10 15
5. The Goats 5-4-0 .556 767.00 L-2 2 3
6. The Blazing Kilts 5-4-0 .556 690.00 W-2 6 35
7. Golden Picaros 4-5-0 .444 816.00 W-2 12 5
8. Supertroopers 4-5-0 .444 699.00 L-2 1 -
9. Jackie Slaters Stars 3-6-0 .333 674.00 W-1 3 -
10. RamsFan16nigga 3-6-0 .333 581.00 L-1 7 4
11. NY RAMFAN 2-7-0 .222 705.00 L-7 9 9
12. greatest-show 2-7-0 .222 637.00 L-4 5 -

I am 1 point behind the Donkey Punchers from having 2nd place. I have to whoop up on one of our high school-aged league members this week. The Blazin' Kilts cannot catch me.

[bigredman]

Originally Posted by AlphaRam

The Blazin' Kilts cannot catch me.

OH...I can catch you...just have to smear petroleum jelly on your balls so you can't go deep! Then I'll just keep going up the middle, breaking you down, until your defense is left panting and exhausted. Helpless to my advancing charge. Score, and score again! The Blazing Kilts are unstoppable!

[laram0]

Originally Posted by AlphaRam

This week, I play the Goats to hold on to third place. With a DP loss and me scoring a bunch of points, I could move into 2nd place.

How's the Blue league stacking up??

The Blue League Standings

The Silencers---------------(8-1) 913 pts
Bar-bq06-------------------(8-1) 882 pts
Dominators-----------------(7-2) 816 pts
gr8estshowonturf-----------(5-4) 792 pts
ramsbruce------------------(5-4) 732 pts
The Mighty Bombjacks-------(4-5) 812 pts
tatersalad-------------------(4-5) 683 pts
The Jon-Johns---------------(3-5-1) 675 pts
The flying jaguars------------(3-6) 676 pts
STL Freds--------------------(2-6-1) 691 pts
IH8THE49S-------------------(2-7) 782 pts
Hammerheads-----------------(2-7) 604 pts

:r :r :r

[AlphaRam]

Thanks for the update. After this week, I will beat the Flaming Kilt Crabs.

[AlphaRam]

1. BA Bombers 8-2-0 .800 1025.00 L-1 11 6
2. FlagellantPornstars 7-3-0 .700 863.00 W-2 10 15
3. AlphaRam 7-3-0 .700 860.00 W-5 8 26
4. Donkey Punching 6-4-0 .600 846.00 L-2 4 6
5. Golden Picaros 5-5-0 .500 918.00 W-3 12 6
6. The Goats 5-5-0 .500 823.00 L-3 2 3
7. The Blazing Kilts 5-5-0 .500 776.00 L-1 6 44
8. Supertroopers 4-6-0 .400 798.00 L-3 1 -
9. Jackie Slaters Stars 4-6-0 .400 731.00 W-2 3 -
10. NY RAMFAN 3-7-0 .300 808.00 W-1 9 9
11. greatest-show 3-7-0 .300 742.00 W-1 5 -
12. RamsFan16nigga 3-7-0 .300 636.00 L-2 7 4

The latest standings for the Gold League. bigredman will be taking a buttkicking this week.

[laram0]

Originally Posted by AlphaRam

The latest standings for the Gold League. bigredman will be taking a buttkicking this week.

Updated Blue League Standings

Silencers----------(9-1) 993 pts
Bar-bq06----------(8-2) 945 pts
Dominators--------(7-3) 898 pts
ramsbruce---------(6-4) 832 pts
Mighty Bombjacks--(5-5) 888 pts
gr8estshowonturf--(5-5) 856 pts
The Jon-Johns---(4-5-1) 739 pts
The flying jaguars--(4-6) 774 pts
tatersalad---------(4-6) 730 pts
IH8THE49'S--------(3-7) 894 pts
STL Freds-------(2-7-1) 755 pts
Hammerheads------(2-8) 673 pts

:r

[badmoforamfan]

BA Bombers are going down!!!!!!!!!!!

Do not attempt to resist the warm ransid breeze wafting into your nostrils....

The battle for first place.

May the best man win. Which I'm pretty sure will be me, hahahahahahaha!!!

[AlphaRam]

You're fooling yourself, you don't believe it.

In time, you will grow to call me master.

[bigredman]

BATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AlphaRam]

Despite an anemic performance, I still managed to vanquish the The Blazing Kilts and take sole possession on 2nd place in the Gold League.

1. BA Bombers 9-2-0 .818 1152.00 W-1
2. AlphaRam 8-3-0 .727 935.00 W-6
3. FlagellantPornstars 7-4-0 .636 933.00 L-1
4. Donkey Punching 7-4-0 .636 922.00 W-1
5. The Goats 6-5-0 .545 894.00 L-1
6. Golden Picaros 5-6-0 .455 1008.00 L-1
7. Supertroopers 5-6-0 .455 892.00 W-1
8. The Blazing Kilts 5-6-0 .455 844.00 L-2
9. NY RAMFAN 4-7-0 .364 899.00 W-2
10. RamsFan16nigga 4-7-0 .364 703.00 W-1
11. greatest-show 3-8-0 .273 813.00 L-1
12. Jackie Slaters Stars 3-8-0 .273 779.00 L-2

[AlphaRam]

My 6 game winning streak was broken....arghhhh! That Flagellent smelling guy bumped me out of 2nd.

[AlphaRam]

Semifinal
(1) BA Bombers
(4) AlphaRam

Semifinal
(2) Donkey Punching
(3) FlagellantPornstars

I slipped toward the end of the season and ended up 4th. I had M Vick tonight so it will be interesting to see how this works out. We should do these leagues on NFL.com next year so that we have instant scoring updates.

[sprtsmac]

Originally Posted by AlphaRam

I slipped toward the end of the season and ended up 4th. I had M Vick tonight so it will be interesting to see how this works out. We should do these leagues on NFL.com next year so that we have instant scoring updates.

I would say it worked out pretty good for you as you pulled off the upset. And it was a MAJOR upset. Congrats and good luck in the next round.

[RamsFan4ever]

Originally Posted by AlphaRam

We should do these leagues on NFL.com next year so that we have instant scoring updates.

Yea we should have NFL.com Fantasy Football because in yahoo, you have to buy a stat tracker to get instant scoring... every monday morning before school, i would have to wake up a bit early, log in to yahoo to see if im winning or not and this week in the playoffs, I couldnt wait! so i started adding those stats and stuff and it took forever! and i suck at math and I think Im failing math