The Hammerheads don't need Bulger for a win

*UtterBlitz* · #1 (**permalink**) -17-10-2005

My fantasy team has Marc Bulger as our starting QB and we have no need for any points from him. There is no pressure on Marc to perform this week.

But hey .... he can add some overkill points if he wants to....that could be fun.

The Hammerheads are back in the game ... after two light weeks with losses, a win feels pretty darn good.

*thoey* · #2 (**permalink**) -17-10-2005

For my team in my league, I am down by 22, but have MB, Jackson, Holt, and the Colts DEF. Should be a piece of cake.

**txramsfan** · #3 (**permalink**) -17-10-2005

I just want to thank the Hammerheads for that "light" win last week.....

*adarian_too* · #4 (**permalink**) -19-10-2005

I'm the only undefeated team in the league, and you folks are gloating with two losses? Get a grip. What was the sound of one hand clapping again?

*UtterBlitz* · #5 (**permalink**) -19-10-2005

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Originally Posted by adarian_too

I'm the only undefeated team in the league, and you folks are gloating with two losses? Get a grip. What was the sound of one hand clapping again?

Go ahead and act like you are great. You have had the easiest of the schedules. You have the lowest points scored against you with 407. I have 510 scored against the Hammerheads. My team has 29 more offensive points than yours despite two lame weeks.

You don't have much to brag about Hollow man.

*adarian_too* · #6 (**permalink**) -19-10-2005

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Originally Posted by StillUtterlyBlitzed

You have the lowest points scored against you with 407. ... My team has 29 more offensive points than yours despite two lame weeks.

You don't have much to brag about Hollow man.

That’s what I like about number-crunchers; they usually get beans in their mouth while trying to talk smack. Those numbers you cited say that I have the 3rd most potent offense in the league while having the top ranked defense at the same time. Football analysts would call that balanced. You can call that an accounting formula for whipping your asss.

*UtterBlitz* · #7 (**permalink**) -19-10-2005

yeah....mmm hmmm top ranked defense, sure thang. This is fantasy adarian....your team has no true defense.

So have you played the Rams defense this year? Or are the still sitting on the bench?

*adarian_too* · #8 (**permalink**) -19-10-2005

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yeah....mmm hmmm top ranked defense, sure thang.

I'm feeling generous today. Let's go over the basics one more time shall we.

If I'm winning my match-ups, it is because I have more points than my opponent.

If I have gotten more points than my opponents it is because I have scored more points than them.

If I have scored more points than them, it is because my point total is higher than theirs.

If I have scored more points than them, it is because they couldn't score enough on me. That is defense.

Any questions? I didn't think so. Logic can be so compelling.

I dumped the Rams DST long time ago for a journeyman TE to stand in for Shockey during bye week ... (keep that to yourself please, don't need some of my strategies public ...)

*UtterBlitz* · #9 (**permalink**) -19-10-2005

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Originally Posted by adarian_too

If I have scored more points than them, it is because they couldn't score enough on me. That is defense.

I am sorry. I can't follow your logic this time. Please forgive me, sometimes I am a bit dense.

I picked up a TE this week also. Heath Miller with the Steelers...pretty good pick up, yes. I finally followed some brotherly advice, which does not happen often.

*adarian_too* · #10 (**permalink**) -19-10-2005

Speaking of logic -

"If you talk to God, you are praying. If God speaks to you, you have a mental disease." - Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin

Which brings me back to the original koan: What IS the sound of one hand clapping?

*UtterBlitz* · #11 (**permalink**) -20-10-2005

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Originally Posted by adarian_too

Which brings me back to the original koan: What IS the sound of one hand clapping?

That would be the sound of someone patting themselves on the back, which would be me.

Thanks for noticing.

*adarian_too* · #12 (**permalink**) -20-10-2005

Never was a doubt in my mind that you could hang with the big boys in The Hollow. Welcome to Holloween ...

*UtterBlitz* · #13 (**permalink**) -20-10-2005

It is getting to be that special ghoulish time of year. Are we having a party?

*adarian_too* · #14 (**permalink**) -20-10-2005

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It is getting to be that special ghoulish time of year. Are we having a party?

Point of clarification. Holloween, as opposed to Halloween, is not a singular event. This festivity is divided into two stages. The first runs from April 1 to Oct 31; the second from Oct 31 to April 1. The party has been going on ... and on ...

*adarian_too* · #15 (**permalink**) -22-10-2005

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Originally Posted by UtterBlitz

My fantasy team has Marc Bulger as our starting QB and we have no need for any points from him. There is no pressure on Marc to perform this week.

And for the next couple also I presume ... but if you do get the man to perform, i'll be impressed with your touch ...