Naughty Vixen Wins The Championship

[AlphaRam]

OK, you people may think I'm weird...well, weirder that what you already thought. Anyway, I registered a team on nfl.com so that I could play in a lesbian league. I then registered in two other leagues. As it turned out, I completely dominated one of the leagues. Check out my scoring and the points scored against me. I had Steven Jackson and LT as running backs.

For the record, I didn't win the lesbian league and took a good licking.

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CHAMPION!
Naughty Vixen won the Guinness plus NFL equals Heaven Championship by a score of 114 to 70 over Dragon Rider. Steven Jackson led the team in scoring in the championship round and LaDainian Tomlinson led the team in scoring for the season. Congrats once again to Naughty Vixen on a terrific Fantasy football Season. Hope to see you all next year!...

East Division
Team W L T PCT GB Strk Div Wks PF Back PA
Naughty Vixen 15 1 0 0.938 0 W9 6-0-0 10 1816.0 0.0 1283.0
Jules' Jewels 8 6 0 0.571 7 W2 3-3-0 0 1073.0 743.0 1097.0
Bushwood 5 7 2 0.429 9 L2 1-4-1 0 1005.0 811.0 1021.0
SF Controllers 5 8 1 0.393 9.5 L2 1-4-1 1 1003.0 813.0 1207.0

Central Division
Team W L T PCT GB Strk Div Wks PF Back PA
Dragon Rider 9 7 0 0.562 0 L1 4-2-0 2 1437.0 379.0 1366.0
Wellington Wind 6 8 0 0.429 3 W1 4-2-0 0 1185.0 631.0 1101.0
madpanicfans 4 10 0 0.286 5 L1 2-4-0 0 1054.0 762.0 1219.0
Renegades 3 11 0 0.214 6 L9 2-4-0 0 1010.0 806.0 1149.0

West Division
Team W L T PCT GB Strk Div Wks PF Back PA
HELLFIRE 10 4 1 0.700 0 L1 5-1-0 2 1269.0 547.0 1147.0
SD Chargers 8 6 1 0.567 2 L2 2-3-1 1 1146.0 670.0 1167.0
Mudds Maulers II 6 8 0 0.429 4.5 W1 2-4-0 0 1189.0 627.0 1255.0
Will's Faith 5 8 1 0.393 5 L2 2-3-1 0 910.0 906.0 1085.0

[viper]

You go girl!

[AlphaRam]

Well, actually, I guess I am a lesbian....

[AlphaRam]

The NFL said that I would win a prize and that they would tell me this coming week. I'll probably win an NFL tube top.

[MOM]

Originally Posted by AlphaRam

The NFL said that I would win a prize and that they would tell me this coming week. I'll probably win an NFL tube top.

Now that was a visual I did NOT need...

[evil disco man]

Originally Posted by Alpha

For the record, I didn't win the lesbian league and took a good licking.

Oh gawd, positive laugh rep points, whatever they count for.

[AlphaRam]

In thee lesbian league, the name of my team was The Chocolate Lesbian. It was inspired by a shirt that I saw that said "Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians."

[ramsanddodgers]

For the record, I didn't win the lesbian league and took a good licking.

No double entendre there... >8)

RnD

GO RAMS!!

[AlphaRam]

The NFL never did award me my prize. I think I will call them "Hello, this is the owner of The Naughty Vixen and I haven't received my prize".

I'll probably join some more lesbian FFLs again this year.

[AlphaRam]

I have revived The Chocolate Lesbian and Naughty Vixen in the nfl.com leagues again this year. I will beat those pesky lesbians this year.

[AlphaRam]

Naughty Vixen joined a chick league and they are beating the crap out of me.

The Chocolate Lesbian is faring a bit better at 3-3 in a league with dudes. There is a guy that keeps asking me questions about what it is like to be an African-American lesbian.

[AlphaRam]

The only other team that I have that is doing very well is my Tongueless Lesbian team. I finally took the lead in the division at 9-4.