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    Naughty Vixen Wins The Championship

    OK, you people may think I'm weird...well, weirder that what you already thought. Anyway, I registered a team on nfl.com so that I could play in a lesbian league. I then registered in two other leagues. As it turned out, I completely dominated one of the leagues. Check out my scoring and the points scored against me. I had Steven Jackson and LT as running backs.

    For the record, I didn't win the lesbian league and took a good licking.

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    CHAMPION!
    Naughty Vixen won the Guinness plus NFL equals Heaven Championship by a score of 114 to 70 over Dragon Rider. Steven Jackson led the team in scoring in the championship round and LaDainian Tomlinson led the team in scoring for the season. Congrats once again to Naughty Vixen on a terrific Fantasy football Season. Hope to see you all next year!...
    East Division
    Team W L T PCT GB Strk Div Wks PF Back PA
    Naughty Vixen 15 1 0 0.938 0 W9 6-0-0 10 1816.0 0.0 1283.0
    Jules' Jewels 8 6 0 0.571 7 W2 3-3-0 0 1073.0 743.0 1097.0
    Bushwood 5 7 2 0.429 9 L2 1-4-1 0 1005.0 811.0 1021.0
    SF Controllers 5 8 1 0.393 9.5 L2 1-4-1 1 1003.0 813.0 1207.0

    Central Division
    Team W L T PCT GB Strk Div Wks PF Back PA
    Dragon Rider 9 7 0 0.562 0 L1 4-2-0 2 1437.0 379.0 1366.0
    Wellington Wind 6 8 0 0.429 3 W1 4-2-0 0 1185.0 631.0 1101.0
    madpanicfans 4 10 0 0.286 5 L1 2-4-0 0 1054.0 762.0 1219.0
    Renegades 3 11 0 0.214 6 L9 2-4-0 0 1010.0 806.0 1149.0

    West Division
    Team W L T PCT GB Strk Div Wks PF Back PA
    HELLFIRE 10 4 1 0.700 0 L1 5-1-0 2 1269.0 547.0 1147.0
    SD Chargers 8 6 1 0.567 2 L2 2-3-1 1 1146.0 670.0 1167.0
    Mudds Maulers II 6 8 0 0.429 4.5 W1 2-4-0 0 1189.0 627.0 1255.0
    Will's Faith 5 8 1 0.393 5 L2 2-3-1 0 910.0 906.0 1085.0


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    Re: Naughty Vixen Wins The Championship

    You go girl!

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    Re: Naughty Vixen Wins The Championship

    Well, actually, I guess I am a lesbian....

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    Re: Naughty Vixen Wins The Championship

    The NFL said that I would win a prize and that they would tell me this coming week. I'll probably win an NFL tube top.

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    Re: Naughty Vixen Wins The Championship

    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaRam View Post
    The NFL said that I would win a prize and that they would tell me this coming week. I'll probably win an NFL tube top.
    Now that was a visual I did NOT need...
    [SIGPIC]http://www.stickershoppe.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/MLRPANCmini.jpg[/SIGPIC]This is for Randy! GO BRM!

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    Re: Naughty Vixen Wins The Championship

    Quote Originally Posted by Alpha
    For the record, I didn't win the lesbian league and took a good licking.
    Oh gawd, positive laugh rep points, whatever they count for.

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    AlphaRam Guest

    Re: Naughty Vixen Wins The Championship

    In thee lesbian league, the name of my team was The Chocolate Lesbian. It was inspired by a shirt that I saw that said "Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians."

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    Re: Naughty Vixen Wins The Championship

    For the record, I didn't win the lesbian league and took a good licking.
    No double entendre there... >8)

    RnD

    GO RAMS!!

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    AlphaRam Guest

    Re: Naughty Vixen Wins The Championship

    The NFL never did award me my prize. I think I will call them "Hello, this is the owner of The Naughty Vixen and I haven't received my prize".

    I'll probably join some more lesbian FFLs again this year.

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    Re: Naughty Vixen Wins The Championship

    I have revived The Chocolate Lesbian and Naughty Vixen in the nfl.com leagues again this year. I will beat those pesky lesbians this year.

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    AlphaRam Guest

    Re: Naughty Vixen Wins The Championship

    Naughty Vixen joined a chick league and they are beating the crap out of me.

    The Chocolate Lesbian is faring a bit better at 3-3 in a league with dudes. There is a guy that keeps asking me questions about what it is like to be an African-American lesbian.

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    AlphaRam Guest

    Re: Naughty Vixen Wins The Championship

    The only other team that I have that is doing very well is my Tongueless Lesbian team. I finally took the lead in the division at 9-4.

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