I scored tonight

*UtterBlitz* · #1 (**permalink**) -30-01-2007

I got my first two goals in soccer today. First goals ever during game time. It is a big deal for me since I play defense and I am not comfortable on offense. We are playing indoor soccer right now and only 5 people are on the field, so I get to play a lot more offense than normal. Our best player was feeding everybody near the goal and everyone was scoring. We finished up 17-4...big time blowout.

I had a few shots on goal that the goalie was able to stop, and then I managed to get a pass about 15 feet in front of the goal. I launched it and it surprisingly headed up into the upper right hand corner of the goal, just like a professional shot. It was beautiful.

A few minutes later I got a second goal. This goal was a "right place, right time" goal. I was crowding the goal and someone tried to clear the ball. My left shin caught it straight on and it rebounded into the goal.

TWO GOALS 4 ME, TWO GOALS 4 me!!!!! Whooohooooo!!!!!

*RamFan_Til_I_Die* · #2 (**permalink**) -30-01-2007

Awesome Blitz. I'm shocked BRM and Alpha haven't jumped all over this thread title.

*UtterBlitz* · #3 (**permalink**) -30-01-2007

Quite frankly, I am surprised as well. You wouldn't think that they would be so slow on the draw.

*AlphaRam* · #4 (**permalink**) -31-01-2007

Aren't you such a naughty vixen? (on the soccer field, that is!)

I cannot defile your accomplishment - congratlations!

*ramsanddodgers* · #5 (**permalink**) -31-01-2007

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Originally Posted by RamFan_Til_I_Die

Awesome Blitz. I'm shocked BRM and Alpha haven't jumped all over this thread title.

No double entendre there....

RnD

GO RAMS!!:l

**laram0** · #6 (**permalink**) -31-01-2007

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Originally Posted by UtterBlitz

Quite frankly, I am surprised as well. You wouldn't think that they would be so slow on the draw.

I've actually been waiting for some wise crack/funny comments related to your title of this thread.

*UtterBlitz* · #7 (**permalink**) -31-01-2007

I have to say that the big crowd that claims to be here, often disappoints me. You would think with an opening title like that one, I could draw more attention and lude comments. Instead I get a lot of silence. Is the crowd real? or can we knock them over with a small breeze? Are there real guys on this board?

:waiting: :notworking:

*MOM* · #8 (**permalink**) -31-01-2007

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Originally Posted by UtterBlitz

I have to say that the big crowd that claims to be here, often disappoints me. You would think with an opening title like that one, I could draw more attention and lude comments. Instead I get a lot of silence. Is the crowd real? or can we knock them over with a small breeze? Are there real guys on this board?

:waiting: :notworking:

Maybe they're too devestated to type. Or maybe jealous.

*AlphaRam* · #9 (**permalink**) -31-01-2007

We're jealous! We dream of just scoring at least once in a night. two would kill us (us "seasoned" guys, anyway)

*UtterBlitz* · #10 (**permalink**) -31-01-2007

Scoring is fun, and I am going to try for multiple scores every time.

*ramsanddodgers* · #11 (**permalink**) -31-01-2007

us married guys (31 years here) can't hardly remember what this scoring term is supposed to refer to if it has a second meaning...

RnD

GO RAMS!!

*Bruce=GOAT* · #12 (**permalink**) -31-01-2007

I wanted to post something, but was afraid of getting banned! J/k, congrats on the great nite Utter!

*UtterBlitz* · #13 (**permalink**) -31-01-2007

Banned? Does that happen here?

Thanks Goat boy....it was a fun nite.

*AlphaRam* · #14 (**permalink**) -31-01-2007

I don't play soccer your the safety of others because I usually end up kicking someone in the crotch by accident.

**laram0** · #15 (**permalink**) -31-01-2007

I can only imagine what it's like scoring twice in one night.

:waiting: