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    I scored tonight

    I got my first two goals in soccer today. First goals ever during game time. It is a big deal for me since I play defense and I am not comfortable on offense. We are playing indoor soccer right now and only 5 people are on the field, so I get to play a lot more offense than normal. Our best player was feeding everybody near the goal and everyone was scoring. We finished up 17-4...big time blowout.

    I had a few shots on goal that the goalie was able to stop, and then I managed to get a pass about 15 feet in front of the goal. I launched it and it surprisingly headed up into the upper right hand corner of the goal, just like a professional shot. It was beautiful.

    A few minutes later I got a second goal. This goal was a "right place, right time" goal. I was crowding the goal and someone tried to clear the ball. My left shin caught it straight on and it rebounded into the goal.

    TWO GOALS 4 ME, TWO GOALS 4 me!!!!! Whooohooooo!!!!!

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    Re: I scored tonight

    Awesome Blitz. I'm shocked BRM and Alpha haven't jumped all over this thread title.

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    Re: I scored tonight

    Quite frankly, I am surprised as well. You wouldn't think that they would be so slow on the draw.
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    Re: I scored tonight

    Aren't you such a naughty vixen? (on the soccer field, that is!)

    I cannot defile your accomplishment - congratlations!
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    Re: I scored tonight

    Quote Originally Posted by RamFan_Til_I_Die View Post
    Awesome Blitz. I'm shocked BRM and Alpha haven't jumped all over this thread title.
    No double entendre there....

    RnD

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    Re: I scored tonight

    Quote Originally Posted by UtterBlitz View Post
    Quite frankly, I am surprised as well. You wouldn't think that they would be so slow on the draw.
    I've actually been waiting for some wise crack/funny comments related to your title of this thread.

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    Re: I scored tonight

    I have to say that the big crowd that claims to be here, often disappoints me. You would think with an opening title like that one, I could draw more attention and lude comments. Instead I get a lot of silence. Is the crowd real? or can we knock them over with a small breeze? Are there real guys on this board?

    :waiting: :notworking:
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    Re: I scored tonight

    Quote Originally Posted by UtterBlitz View Post
    I have to say that the big crowd that claims to be here, often disappoints me. You would think with an opening title like that one, I could draw more attention and lude comments. Instead I get a lot of silence. Is the crowd real? or can we knock them over with a small breeze? Are there real guys on this board?

    :waiting: :notworking:
    Maybe they're too devestated to type. Or maybe jealous.
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    Re: I scored tonight

    We're jealous! We dream of just scoring at least once in a night. two would kill us (us "seasoned" guys, anyway)
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    Re: I scored tonight

    Scoring is fun, and I am going to try for multiple scores every time.
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    Re: I scored tonight

    us married guys (31 years here) can't hardly remember what this scoring term is supposed to refer to if it has a second meaning...


    RnD

    GO RAMS!!

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    Re: I scored tonight

    I wanted to post something, but was afraid of getting banned! J/k, congrats on the great nite Utter!

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    Re: I scored tonight

    Banned? Does that happen here?

    Thanks Goat boy....it was a fun nite.
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    Re: I scored tonight

    I don't play soccer your the safety of others because I usually end up kicking someone in the crotch by accident.
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    Re: I scored tonight

    I can only imagine what it's like scoring twice in one night. :waiting:

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