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    2013 NFL Mock Draft : Typical Draft

    I thought this was pretty funny.

    2013 NFL Mock Draft: The typical mock draft - Field Gulls


    Nothing generates more "internet website hits" right now on "sports ball blogs" than NFL mock drafts. People only want to know one thing: "Who in the heck is my favorite American football team going to draft?" and then you go around to different websites like "Wall-E.com" and Mel Diper to find out the answers.Except that none of them are right. They are all wrong. Most Mock Drafts will be at least 75% wrong. But not mine. With proven science, I know the below to be true. Here is how the 2013 NFL Draft will play out:
    My 2013 Mock Draft:
    1. Chiefs - A defensive lineman you are skeptical of

    2. Jaguars - A player you weren't familiar with

    3. Raiders - The fastest player at the combine

    4. Eagles - A big name with a questionable attitude

    5. Lions - A wide receiver

    6. Browns - A bad QB

    7. Cardinals - Surprisingly, a pick you really like

    8. Bills - An "overdraft"

    9. Jets - "BOOO!"

    10. Titans - A phenomenal athlete

    11. Chargers - A defensive player that you're surprised was still available

    12. Dolphins - A reach

    13. Buccaneers - A player that is "just perfect for that defense"

    14. Panthers - Something compared to Julius Peppers

    15. Saints - "I think this guy is going to help turnaround that defense" but then doesn't.

    16. Rams - "Finally someone to help stabilize that offensive line" but then doesn't.

    17. Steelers - A "hard-nosed, tough as nails" defensive player

    18. Cowboys - A "steal at 18"

    19. Giants - "BOOOO!"

    20. Bears - A replacement for someone old

    21. Bengals - I don't know but you need to post his bail first

    22. Rams - "Finally someone to catch a pass" but then doesn't

    23. Vikings - An elite talent or Christian Ponder

    24. Colts - Unless it's the #1 overall pick, you are not familiar with this player

    25. Seahawks - A guy that you either thought would go "late 2nd, early 3rd" or literally did not know existed

    26. Packers - Someone "tough in the trenches"

    27. Texans - Defense

    28. Broncos - Literally anything from Von Miller to Tim Tebow

    29. Patriots - A defensive back that disappoints

    30. Falcons - A pick you genuinely like

    31. ***** - Someone that will be inactive for all of 2013

    32. Ravens - A guy that actually is a steal and you have no idea why the Ravens are getting another stud defensive player
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    Re: 2013 NFL Mock Draft : Typical Draft

    In a lot of cases, that is stunningly sad but true.
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    Re: 2013 NFL Mock Draft : Typical Draft

    I gotta hand it to him; that's the most believable mock I've yet to see.
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    Re: 2013 NFL Mock Draft : Typical Draft

    Quote Originally Posted by HUbison View Post
    I gotta hand it to him; that's the most believable mock I've yet to see.
    But of course, there will be 1 or 2 around here who will try to pick it apart: "There's no way that 'phenomenal athlete' makes it to the Titans at #10". "I'm going to be so ticked off if the Rams take 'Finally someone to catch a pass but then doesn't' over 'an elite talent or Christian Ponder'"
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    Re: 2013 NFL Mock Draft : Typical Draft

    Surprisingly accurate

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