Your mission, if you choose to accept it:

Teams from the cities listed in the thread title are the ones most likely to interfere with the Rams' ability to draft one of the three Blue Chip defensive players in this year's draft: A.J. Hawk, Mario Williams and Michael Huff.

If you reside in one of those cities, you must complete the following assignment.

Start a "buzz campaign" of negative rumors about these three players in your city. Claim that A.J. Hawk may have a degenerative knee condition. Swear that you heard that Mario Williams is thinking of becoming a Pro Wrestler instead of playing football. Tell people that Michael Huff's 40 time was misreported and actually was a 4.7.

Make these comments at places where coaches and front office people from your local teams are likely to hang out.

If this plan works, hopefully one of these players will fall to the Rams!

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