Bernie's Draft Mock

[BernieM]

I ain't doing no stinking mock draft.

I hate the draft. Its a waste of my time. I'd rather be at a baseball game. The food in the pressbox is much better... um... I mean its more exciting.

Sometimes my editors make me write something on the NFL draft, and I can't stand it. This year, I wrote a silly column about how the Rams shouldn't take Darren McFadden. Okay, so I didn't bother to check and see if anyone was actually actually suggesting that the Rams take McFadden. I just assumed that's who Rams fans wanted. Maybe I was wrong. What do I care?

Still, I am the premiere Rams writer in the World. I have the best contacts. I know more than anyone. I just don't like the draft. Its not important. Seriously... when has a rookie ever really made an impact in the NFL.

So, go ahead with your mock drafts, you pathetic losers! I'll wait until a day or two before the draft and post something about who the Rams will take. By then, it should be pretty obvious and, that way, when the Rams take one of the players I suggest, I'll claim I knew it all along.

Gotta go now. They're almost out of nachos here in the pressbox. Don't want to miss out.

--B

[keith m. klink]

SWEET ! mmmmmm NACHO's .

[Mooselini]

Ah. Baseball is in the air. Too bad my team is located 7 hours away.