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It seems that yesterday, he was on his way to a specialist to check out his foot injury, which is now believed to be chronic, when he was involved in a car accident. Reports indicate that he was driving in an erratic manner and swerved to hit a puppy when he clipped a police squad car.
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Nice try, AV. Don't think anyone (other NFL teams) will bite on this.:D
Probably not, but I wouldn't be surprised to see a ProFootballTalk.com article quoting this thread as an "unnamed source." :)Quote:
Originally Posted by DeaconJ
Just because Florio uses this site as one of his go-to's...
That said, I heard that it was a black lab puppy, and the cop car was parked. ;-)
You forgot some info.
He was carrying an unregistered hand gun, which has been linked to some unsolved murders. He also made old people eat dog food and has a Hitler shrine in a remote wilderness dungeon/fortress where several missing women were found.
His only statement to police was "Brady looks like a girl".
Well it's probably not gonna work out, is there the option for Kroenke to hire a serial tormentor/assassin to send death threats to Brown, Snyder, and Holmgren if they have Julio Jones in mind? ;)
Those teams have so many needs that it shouldn't take Kroenke to much to make it happen. Perhaps a couple cases of that fantastic wine he produces.Quote:
Originally Posted by fliptalianstallion
I heard that when he went for surgery, he spontaneously combusted, and the guy who went to the Combine was actually a body double. If you watch the weigh-in video carefully, you'll see the other receivers are actually forming a funeral procession.
I wonder what Armen Dacity has to say on the issue ...
I hear that Detroit is going to take him and convert him to TE.
I saw the whole thing. You see, I was in the back of the squad car when it happened. Who knew it was illegal to try to eat a live puppy.
From what I heared he was to busy scarfing down twinkies to even see the police car. Unofficial reports have him up to 315 lb's
I think that McShay heard rumblings about this...
Well, if thats the case, we will rally around Baldwin/Hankerson/Smith and we will play good football!! :)
Quick Somebody Call Washington!