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    Did you hear about Julio Jones?

    It seems that yesterday, he was on his way to a specialist to check out his foot injury, which is now believed to be chronic, when he was involved in a car accident. Reports indicate that he was driving in an erratic manner and swerved to hit a puppy when he clipped a police squad car.






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    Re: Did you hear about Julio Jones?

    Nice try, AV. Don't think anyone (other NFL teams) will bite on this.

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    Re: Did you hear about Julio Jones?

    Quote Originally Posted by DeaconJ View Post
    Nice try, AV. Don't think anyone (other NFL teams) will bite on this.
    Probably not, but I wouldn't be surprised to see a ProFootballTalk.com article quoting this thread as an "unnamed source."

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    Re: Did you hear about Julio Jones?

    Just because Florio uses this site as one of his go-to's...

    That said, I heard that it was a black lab puppy, and the cop car was parked. ;-)
    I believe!

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    Re: Did you hear about Julio Jones?

    You forgot some info.

    He was carrying an unregistered hand gun, which has been linked to some unsolved murders. He also made old people eat dog food and has a Hitler shrine in a remote wilderness dungeon/fortress where several missing women were found.

    His only statement to police was "Brady looks like a girl".
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    Re: Did you hear about Julio Jones?

    Well it's probably not gonna work out, is there the option for Kroenke to hire a serial tormentor/assassin to send death threats to Brown, Snyder, and Holmgren if they have Julio Jones in mind?

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    Re: Did you hear about Julio Jones?

    Quote Originally Posted by fliptalianstallion View Post
    Well it's probably not gonna work out, is there the option for Kroenke to hire a serial tormentor/assassin to send death threats to Brown, Snyder, and Holmgren if they have Julio Jones in mind?
    Those teams have so many needs that it shouldn't take Kroenke to much to make it happen. Perhaps a couple cases of that fantastic wine he produces.
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    Re: Did you hear about Julio Jones?

    I heard that when he went for surgery, he spontaneously combusted, and the guy who went to the Combine was actually a body double. If you watch the weigh-in video carefully, you'll see the other receivers are actually forming a funeral procession.

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    Re: Did you hear about Julio Jones?

    I wonder what Armen Dacity has to say on the issue ...

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    Re: Did you hear about Julio Jones?

    I hear that Detroit is going to take him and convert him to TE.

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    Re: Did you hear about Julio Jones?

    I saw the whole thing. You see, I was in the back of the squad car when it happened. Who knew it was illegal to try to eat a live puppy.

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    Re: Did you hear about Julio Jones?

    From what I heared he was to busy scarfing down twinkies to even see the police car. Unofficial reports have him up to 315 lb's

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    Re: Did you hear about Julio Jones?

    I think that McShay heard rumblings about this...

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    Re: Did you hear about Julio Jones?

    Well, if thats the case, we will rally around Baldwin/Hankerson/Smith and we will play good football!!

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    Re: Did you hear about Julio Jones?

    Quick Somebody Call Washington!

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