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    Fun with Wiretapping (Pre-Draft Edition!)

    My team of investigators has been hard at work to bring you inside information through wiretapping. Here’s a sampling of some of the conversations they’ve intercepted:

    This first one was recorded before Donovan McNabb was traded:

    Devaney: Hello?

    <Unknown>: Bradford doesn’t want to play for you! You need to trade your pick!

    Devaney: Who is this?

    <Unknown>: Trust me! He wants to play for Shanahan! He won’t sign if you pick him!

    Devaney: Adam..? Adam Schefter…? Is that you?

    Click

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    This one is from my South Bend office:

    Clausen: Hello?

    G.Tate: How’s it going Jimmy?

    Clausen: Golden! S’up, dog! You know, I’m just chillaxin’ here, reading about all the #%& they’re saying about me on line and in the newspapers. Fools don’t know who they’re dealing with! You know I’m da bomb, and…

    Beep!

    Clausen: Wait a second, G… I’ve got another call… Yo! Jimmy C in the house!

    Devaney: Um… is this Jimmy Clausen? Its Bill Devaney and Steve Spagnuolo from the Rams.

    Clausen: Oh…. Hello Mr. Devaney... Mr. Spagnuolo. It certainly is a lovely day. I hope you are both well.

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    Here’s one from nearby Gainesville, Florida:

    <Unknown>: Good morning. This is the Tim Tebow Foundation for Saving Third World Kittens from Illiteracy. How can I help you?

    Kiper: Um… this is Mel Kiper. I’m looking for Tim Tebow.

    <Unknown>: I’m sorry, Mr. Kiper, but Mr. Tebow is currently carving a shelter for homeless manatees from a slab of limestone. I can fit you in for a ten minute call between his 2:00 lecture on “why lying is bad” and his 3:00 seminar on “leadership through superior talent against weaker opponents.”

    Kiper: Never mind.

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    And… finally, from my Oklahoma office (we were only able to tap one side of the phone line for this one):

    Bradford: Hello? Yes, the shoulder is fine. Yes, I’m sure. Thanks.

    Bradford: Hello? Oh, hello. Yes, of course its good to hear from you again. Yes, I’m certain. No pain at all. Yes, I’m positive.

    Bradford: Hello? Yes, my doctor has cleared me medically. Yes… 100%. Yes, I’m sure!

    Bradford: Hello? Look, how many times do I have to answer this question. Yes, I’m sure… the shoulder is fine! No pain at all! You have to stop calling me about this!!! Yes, I like talking to you too, but enough is enough. I don’t want to talk about the shoulder any more! Okay… okay… love you too, Mom.
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    Re: Fun with Wiretapping (Pre-Draft Edition!)

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam View Post
    Here’s one from nearby Gainesville, Florida:

    <Unknown>: Good morning. This is the Tim Tebow Foundation for Saving Third World Kittens from Illiteracy. How can I help you?

    Kiper: Um… this is Mel Kiper. I’m looking for Tim Tebow.

    <Unknown>: I’m sorry, Mr. Kiper, but Mr. Tebow is currently carving a shelter for homeless manatees from a slab of limestone. I can fit you in for a ten minute call between his 2:00 lecture on “why lying is bad” and his 3:00 seminar on “leadership through superior talent against weaker opponents.”

    Kiper: Never mind.
    Thats gotta be the funniest thing I have ever seen you post, the clausen one was great also.

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    Re: Fun with Wiretapping (Pre-Draft Edition!)

    Here’s one from nearby Gainesville, Florida:

    <Unknown>: Good morning. This is the Tim Tebow Foundation for Saving Third World Kittens from Illiteracy. How can I help you?

    Kiper: Um… this is Mel Kiper. I’m looking for Tim Tebow.

    <Unknown>: I’m sorry, Mr. Kiper, but Mr. Tebow is currently carving a shelter for homeless manatees from a slab of limestone. I can fit you in for a ten minute call between his 2:00 lecture on “why lying is bad” and his 3:00 seminar on “leadership through superior talent against weaker opponents.”

    Kiper: Never mind.



    LMAO this made me laugh so hard, Funniest thing ive seen today

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    Re: Fun with Wiretapping (Pre-Draft Edition!)

    I've always enjoyed your team of wiretappers. Those guys do some good work.
    "Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning." --- Hesiod

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    Re: Fun with Wiretapping (Pre-Draft Edition!)

    lmao, saving thirld world kittens from illiteracy.

    good ones

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    Re: Fun with Wiretapping (Pre-Draft Edition!)

    Bradford's was probably the msot realistic.....

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    Re: Fun with Wiretapping (Pre-Draft Edition!)

    Omg i literally laughed out loud at this i've never done that before from just reading something!

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    Re: Fun with Wiretapping (Pre-Draft Edition!)

    And I assume the call after Bradford is to the J-Mac Foundation for promoting obesity through Big Mac eating contests amongst physically fit kids? I'm sorry but saving Third World Kittens from illiteracy just made my day.

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