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Thread: If the Rams draft Manziel, that proves they're moving to L.A.

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    If the Rams draft Manziel, that proves they're moving to L.A.

    The Rams are at a crossroads.

    To one side, you have Sam Bradford. Safe. Conservative. A known commodity. Uncontroversial. He's the Midwest personified. Humble folk with family values and a smile for everyone.

    To the other side, you have Johnny Manziel. Dangerous. Flashy. Hope personified. Controversial. He's the West Coast personified. Stars who play hard all day and party hard all night.

    So, in the end, this is not merely a choice of quarterback. On Thursday, the Rams will finally answer the question that has been plaguing the fanbase for years: will the Rams move back to L.A.

    If they stick with Sam, it will prove that the Rams are not going anywhere.

    If they take Manziel, it will prove that the California consipiracy nutjobs were right all along.

    This will be the biggest Rams story in a decade.

    Don't forget where you heard it first.

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    Re: If the Rams draft Manziel, that proves they're moving to L.A.

    blah, the Rams have to deal with Bradford's expiring contract either way....

    Who knows maybe Sam wants to leave St. Louis next season via trade or won't sign and play out his deal ?

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    Re: If the Rams draft Manziel, that proves they're moving to L.A.

    ...and Bernie once again cracks the code.
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    Re: If the Rams draft Manziel, that proves they're moving to L.A.

    Quote Originally Posted by HUbison View Post
    ...and Bernie once again cracks the code.
    And once again crack's The Bernie Code.
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    Re: If the Rams draft Manziel, that proves they're moving to L.A.

    Quote Originally Posted by HUbison View Post
    ...and Bernie once again cracks the code.
    He definitely cracked something - but if he pulled up his pants, that crack wouldn't be exposed.
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    Re: If the Rams draft Manziel, that proves they're moving to L.A.

    So, if Johnny Manziel weighs the same as a duck, then he's made of wood, and therefore...
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    Re: If the Rams draft Manziel, that proves they're moving to L.A.

    a witch! throw her into the pond!!!!!!
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    Re: If the Rams draft Manziel, that proves they're moving to L.A.

    Once again I am in awe at the unbreakable logic that Bernie presents. There is just no way to argue with his absolute genius.

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    Re: If the Rams draft Manziel, that proves they're moving to L.A.

    Simply brilliant. A+!


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    Re: If the Rams draft Manziel, that proves they're moving to L.A.

    Quote Originally Posted by Azul e Oro View Post
    And once again crack's The Bernie Code.
    And once again Bernie smoked crack!
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    Re: If the Rams draft Manziel, that proves they're moving to L.A.

    Being a Californian, conspiRATanical kinda nutjob guy... I see a kinda magical sense to all the Bernie ingeniusness that is displayed with each article. Even though he is a midwest slow witted kinda guy!
    Actually I have allot of family from Texas and OK etc... So I can relate to his palavering! Well Done Bern job you trully rock my world! What is with the infatuation you guys all have with Bern Dogs Crack anyways? Nice distraction article for week of the draft to set the balances straight. Thanks Bernie M.-

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    Re: If the Rams draft Manziel, that proves they're moving to L.A.

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam View Post
    So, if Johnny Manziel weighs the same as a duck, then he's made of wood, and therefore...
    But we can only know if he is made of wood if we build a bridge out of him (stupid Monty Python flash back sorry)

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    Re: If the Rams draft Manziel, that proves they're moving to L.A.

    Quote Originally Posted by clarasDK View Post
    But we can only know if he is made of wood if we build a bridge out of him (stupid Monty Python flash back sorry)
    Ahh but can you not also build bridges out of stone?

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    Re: If the Rams draft Manziel, that proves they're moving to L.A.

    Quote Originally Posted by BernieM View Post
    The Rams are at a crossroads.

    To one side, you have Sam Bradford. Safe. Conservative. A known commodity. Uncontroversial. He's the Midwest personified. Humble folk with family values and a smile for everyone.

    To the other side, you have Johnny Manziel. Dangerous. Flashy. Hope personified. Controversial. He's the West Coast personified. Stars who play hard all day and party hard all night.

    So, in the end, this is not merely a choice of quarterback. On Thursday, the Rams will finally answer the question that has been plaguing the fanbase for years: will the Rams move back to L.A.

    If they stick with Sam, it will prove that the Rams are not going anywhere.

    If they take Manziel, it will prove that the California consipiracy nutjobs were right all along.

    This will be the biggest Rams story in a decade.

    Don't forget where you heard it first.

    --B
    Makes perfect cents to me.

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    Re: If the Rams draft Manziel, that proves they're moving to L.A.

    Quote Originally Posted by berg8309 View Post
    Ahh but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
    Does wood sink in water?
    "Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning." --- Hesiod

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