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    My Stress Release Hair Mock Draft!!!!

    Well seeing as my mother in-law and my wifes younger brothers are here(dang passover), ive barricaded myself in the office as best as i can and am passing the time. So i decided to make a fun mock.


    Combine is done and the Draft is still a month away still and im still wrapping my head around 50 or so prospects who im debating over for my final draft, so this is helping take my mind off everything.


    I am only choosing players with long hair. We took Jenkins and Richardson last year, so lets add to that 8 more players so we can become a team that people "dread" playing.(best pun ever? heck yea!!!)


    At first i thought this would be difficult and id have to pick players that we didnt really need or they didnt fit, but as i did some research it came out to a pretty decent mock. So lets get to the hair!!!



    1A. Jonathan Cooper




    Holy Crap!! its Michael Clark Duncan!!!(r.i.p.)


    Cooper can play G/C and can compete right away and replace Wells/Dahl down the road if need be.Also look at those highlights, really adds a fabioesque feeling to it. no? well moving along then.....


    1B. Deandre Hopkins



    Can you say GQ? He is already suited up for Radio City Music Hall.


    Hopkins is one of my favorite players in the draft and he can come in and compete right away. These first two picks make Sammy a very happy happy man.


    2. Khaseem Greene



    OMG!! is that a jerry curl impression? Or is that his best Sjax impersonation of Eric Dickerson? whatever it is its awesome!!!!


    Greene is an awesome OLB and will make our LB corps a major strength.


    3. D.J. Swearinger



    The first thing i think of when i look at this picture is the '85 Bears. Like he should be in the superbowl shuffle video.


    Swearinger is a hard hitting beast and will come in and start right away and be a huge upgrade.


    4. B.W. Webb



    Webb might not of turned many heads with his combine perfomance, but he did turn some with that wicked hairdo. I dont even know what that is, it boggles my mind. Only thing i can imagine is, it looks like what dreads would look like if he was on the Game of Thrones series.Also kinda looks like a Viper, ready to strike at any moment!!!!


    After losing Fletcher in free agency we need a replacement.


    5. David Bass



    Bob Marley is now a Ram!!!!!!(yes that was a reach)


    Can never have to much depthon the D-Line.


    6. Ace Sanders



    Reporter- "Mr. Sanders, are you entering the draft because your tired of being a (Game)Cock?"


    Thats what i imagine he would look like if asked that question. Oh yea, and look at all that hair!!!!!


    Sanders is a poor mans Tavon Austin. But he is our new slot wr and return man so its a win!!!!!


    7. John Lotulelei



    Holy Crap!!! Is his mom Medusa? I dont know if hes gonna make the tackle or his hair is!!!


    It isnt dreads but he more then worthy to be in this mock with hair like that.


    If you didnt know, Star wasnt the only Lotulelei who entered the draft. John is unrelated to Star and plays LB.


    UDFA-RayRay Armstrong



    RayRay isnt an UDFA cause of his off the field concerns, its cause of that hair!!!!!!!!!

    RayRay has talent, but has major character concerns which led to him not playing in 2012. Worth the risk as an UDFA.




    Wish this had lasted longer, took my mind off my real mock and the constant yelling and crying going on in the house.


    Remember to have some fun during this offseason and to take a breather once in a while we wait for football to return.


    GO RAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Re: My Stress Release Hair Mock Draft!!!!

    Your draft has 8 guys with dreads. Are you really missing SJ that much ? Kidding aside, I really like this draft.
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    Re: My Stress Release Hair Mock Draft!!!!

    Surprisingly excellent in depth and scope of hair! lol
    JC Super Star reborn again... ah the 60's and 70's hair, hair everywhere!
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    Re: My Stress Release Hair Mock Draft!!!!

    I, too, am actually amazed at the quality of the draft simply based on hair!
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    I believe!

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    Re: My Stress Release Hair Mock Draft!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by TekeRam View Post
    I, too, am actually amazed at the quality of the draft simply based on hair!
    I know right, i didnt think it was gonna turn out to good when the thought of doing it first entered my mind, but turned out pretty decent.
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    Re: My Stress Release Hair Mock Draft!!!!

    Shortly after this draft came to pass, the Rams announced that Milli Vanilli would be singing the national anthem at the first home game of the 2013 season.
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    Re: My Stress Release Hair Mock Draft!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Nick View Post
    Shortly after this draft came to pass, the Rams announced that Milli Vanilli would be singing the national anthem at the first home game of the 2013 season.
    Sadly i think it will only be Milli, since Vanilli died. Though having him alone would still awesome!!! I can hear it now...

    Oh, say! can you see by the dawn's early light
    What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming,
    Whose broad stripes and bright stars
    and bright stars
    and bright stars
    and bright stars
    and bright stars
    and bright stars
    and bright stars
    and bright stars
    and bright stars
    and bright stars...
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    Re: My Stress Release Hair Mock Draft!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Nick View Post
    Shortly after this draft came to pass, the Rams announced that Milli Vanilli would be singing the national anthem at the first home game of the 2013 season.
    Don't ya mean lip-singing

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    Re: My Stress Release Hair Mock Draft!!!!

    Not even all this hair can replace Steven Jackson's Lion's mane type dreadlocks.

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