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    Potential Headlines for St. Louis Papers on Sunday (Some are truly horrible)

    1. "Rams Enhance Their CUTLERy... Defense Is Forked!"

    2. "Ngata Bad Selection" (NOTE: the "g" in his name is silent)

    3. "The Right Huff"

    4. "Rams Like Tight End, Mount Vernon"

    5. "The D-Line's New BUNK-mate"

    6. "Rams Get Their Manny"

    7. "Rams Hope They Won't Have To Eat Crow(martie)"

    8. "Even Though I'm Supposedly A Football Writer But Haven't Written A Single Word About The Draft, I Knew The Rams Were Going To Pick _________" (by Bernie Miklasz)

    9. "Mike Martz Exerts Great Influence Over Lions' Pick (as the Rams select Chad Greenway in Round 1)"

    10. "Rams Shock World, Select Junior College Punter In Round 1"


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    Re: Potential Headlines for St. Louis Papers on Sunday (Some are truly horrible)

    LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL at No.4

    What about-----> NGATA DISAPPOINTED: "I thought the arches were made of chocolate"

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    Re: Potential Headlines for St. Louis Papers on Sunday (Some are truly horrible)

    8. "Even Though I'm Supposedly A Football Writer But Haven't Written A Single Word About The Draft, I Knew The Rams Were Going To Pick _________" (by Bernie Miklasz)

    9. "Mike Martz Exerts Great Influence Over Lions' Pick (as the Rams select Chad Greenway in Round 1)"
    Both of those are pretty much guaranteed. Bernie's perfect 20/20 hindsight will be in full display Sunday evening and St. Louis will find some detail of Detroit's draft to pin on Martz.
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    Re: Potential Headlines for St. Louis Papers on Sunday (Some are truly horrible)

    Quote Originally Posted by Bar-bq
    LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL at No.4

    What about-----> NGATA DISAPPOINTED: "I thought the arches were made of chocolate"
    OR.....I thought the arches were golden, where's my Big Mac with fries!

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    Re: Potential Headlines for St. Louis Papers on Sunday (Some are truly horrible)

    Few More

    Rams hope to find Thrill:select Tye Hill

    Rams leave " Chad Hanging" on board, take Sims

    AJ heads our way

    BERNIE PICKS ERNIE for RAMS NFL Journey

    LINEHAN GETS HIS MANNY and Pope is coming too

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    Re: Potential Headlines for St. Louis Papers on Sunday (Some are truly horrible)

    POPE TO VISIT St. LOUIS- POPEMOBILE SURPRISINGLY NOT A MERCEDES. INSTEAD, HE FLIES ON HAWK'S BACK.

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    Re: Potential Headlines for St. Louis Papers on Sunday (Some are truly horrible)

    Scary Headlines:

    Rams trade Bulger for Vince Young.

    Rams Draft no Offensive lineman; sign Doughnut Brothers until they are 65 and 67 years, respectively.
    Sub-title: Stephen Jackson retires

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    Re: Potential Headlines for St. Louis Papers on Sunday (Some are truly horrible)

    MANNY HAPPY RETURNS, as Rams gain extra second rounder in trade back.

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